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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Mar-23 14:09:17

We all hope the spring comes here soon
I’d like it to arrive by noon

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VB000 Mon 13-Mar-23 14:05:37

The cat's asleep on the chair
The rat has come out of his lair
Whiskers are twitching
For grub he’s itching
So hungry he could eat a bear

We all hope the spring comes here soon

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Jangran99 Sun 12-Mar-23 22:54:59

The cat's asleep on the chair
The rat has come out of his lair
Whiskers are twitching
For grub he’s itching

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Juliet27 Sun 12-Mar-23 21:57:33

The cat's asleep on the chair
The rat has come out of his lair
Whiskers are twitching

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crazyH Sun 12-Mar-23 17:33:03

The cat's asleep on the chair
The rat has come out of his lair

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CazzJazz Sun 12-Mar-23 17:23:21

A carpet fitter from Dunoon
Sang as he worked, a happy tune
He covered the floors
Avoiding the doors
And all was completed by noon

The cat's asleep on the chair

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VB000 Sun 12-Mar-23 14:18:14

A carpet fitter from Dunoon
Sang as he worked, a happy tune
He covered the floors
Avoiding the doors

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Mollygo Sun 12-Mar-23 13:31:33

A carpet fitter from Dunoon
Sang as he worked, a happy tune
He covered the floors

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henetha Sun 12-Mar-23 10:47:38

A carpet fitter from Dunoon
Sang as he worked, a happy tune

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Juliet27 Sun 12-Mar-23 06:59:36

The sunshine is bright on the snow
Though there's not always snow where we go
But snow's pretty side
Allows me to glide
But best that I keep going slow

A carpet fitter from Dunoon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Mar-23 14:23:59

The sunshine is bright on the snow
Though there's not always snow where we go
But snow's pretty side
Allows me to glide

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Mar-23 08:12:43

The sunshine is bright on the snow
Though there's not always snow where we go
But snow’s pretty side

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 10-Mar-23 16:14:40

The sunshine is bright on the snow
Though there's not always snow where we go

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Mollygo Fri 10-Mar-23 16:11:54

But I have chocolate and flowers
The chocs will be eaten in hours
The flowers will take longer
The flavour is stronger
And both have placatory powers.

The sunshine is bright on the snow

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 10-Mar-23 15:30:19

But I have chocolate and flowers
The chocs will be eaten in hours
The flowers will take longer
The flavour is stronger

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GoldenLady Fri 10-Mar-23 13:30:17

But I have chocolate and flowers
The chocs will be eaten in hours
The flowers will take longer

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VB000 Fri 10-Mar-23 13:10:01

But I have chocolate and flowers
The chocs will be eaten in hours

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henetha Fri 10-Mar-23 09:56:29

I hope I get there before dark
And that I find somewhere to park.
Aunt’ll be waiting
She’ll need placating
I've forgotten to bring some quark.

But I have chocolate and flowers

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Juliet27 Fri 10-Mar-23 06:59:45

I hope I get there before dark
And that I find somehere to park.
Aunt’ll be waiting
She’ll need placating

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crazyH Thu 09-Mar-23 20:19:33

I hope I get there before dark
And that I find somehere to park.
Auntie’ll be waiting

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Ashcombe Thu 09-Mar-23 20:15:59

I hope I get there before dark
And that I find somehere to park.

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Mollygo Thu 09-Mar-23 18:46:06

The snow's swirling down on my car
Luckily I'm not going far
So, a short journey
To see Auntie Mary
The landscape looks really bizarre

I hope I get there before dark

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CazzJazz Thu 09-Mar-23 16:32:13

The snow's swirling down on my car
Luckily I'm not going far
So, a short journey
To see Auntie Mary

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 09-Mar-23 14:44:17

The snow's swirling down on my car
Luckily I'm not going far
So, a short journey

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henetha Thu 09-Mar-23 10:08:32

The snow’s swirling down on my car.
Luckily I'm not going far

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