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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Feb-23 14:34:25

A new line please, L.Ravenscroft
Or are you busy in the loft?
We need some ideas
Come on, we're all eahs

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VB000 Fri 03-Feb-23 13:28:57

A new line please, L.Ravenscroft
Or are you busy in the loft?
We need some ideas

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henetha Fri 03-Feb-23 10:23:07

A new line please, L.Ravenscroft
Or are you busy in the loft?

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Mollygo Fri 03-Feb-23 10:12:39

New line please LRavenscroft

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LRavenscroft Fri 03-Feb-23 08:25:19

It's too cold to go out for a walk
So why not just stay in and talk
Curl up near the fire
And watch ‘Liar Liar’
And toast muffins with a fork.

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crazyH Thu 02-Feb-23 22:26:59

It's too cold to go out for a walk
So why not just stay in and talk
Curl up near the fire
And watch ‘Liar Liar’

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Jane71 Thu 02-Feb-23 16:36:01

It's too cold to go out for a walk
So why not just stay in and talk
Curl up near the fire

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Feb-23 16:09:28

It's too cold to go our for a walk
So why not just stay in and talk

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Feb-23 15:01:54

But if I really could take flight
I’d save, when the money is tight
For a trip to Greece
Wouldn't need a fleece
I'd go where the sunshine is bright.

It's too cold to go out for a walk

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VB000 Thu 02-Feb-23 10:22:18

But if I really could take flight
I’d save, when the money is tight
For a trip to Greece
Wouldn't need a fleece

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henetha Thu 02-Feb-23 10:08:03

But if I really could take flight
I’d save, when the money is tight
For a trip to Greece

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Mollygo Thu 02-Feb-23 09:37:36

But if I really could take flight
I’d save, when the money is tight

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Juliet27 Thu 02-Feb-23 07:04:49

I like coffee containing caffeine
I slug it back after my vaccine
I’m high as a kite
And could take flight
But I think I’m best left unseen

But if I really could take flight

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NanKate Wed 01-Feb-23 23:20:09

I like coffee containing caffeine
I slug it back after my vaccine
I’m high as a kite
And could take flight

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Squiffy Wed 01-Feb-23 18:16:19

I like coffee containing caffeine
I slug it back after my vaccine
I’m high as a kite

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NanKate Wed 01-Feb-23 17:27:09

I like coffee containing caffeine
I slug it back after my vaccine

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GoldenLady Wed 01-Feb-23 14:35:34

There's a bitter north wind outside
It's sunny but I'll stay inside
But it's tempting though
I’ve stubbed my big toe
It's not as though I had died!

I like coffee containing caffeine

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crazyH Wed 01-Feb-23 13:34:06

There's a bitter north wind outside
It's sunny but I'll stay inside
But it's tempting though
I’ve stubbed my big toe

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Feb-23 12:25:29

There's a bitter north wind outside
It's sunny but I'll stay inside
But it's tempting though

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VB000 Wed 01-Feb-23 10:49:29

There's a bitter north wind outside
It's sunny but I'll stay inside

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henetha Wed 01-Feb-23 10:47:23

Will I go to jail, I wonder
Just for an innocent blunder
Zahawi I'll quote
The truth let’s promote,
Not those who rip it assunder.

There's a bitter north wind outside

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Juliet27 Tue 31-Jan-23 18:51:34

Will I go to jail, I wonder
Just for an innocent blunder
Zahawi I'll quote
The truth let’s promote

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crazyH Tue 31-Jan-23 18:47:12

Will I go to jail, I wonder
Just for an innocent blunder
I hope I get ‘bail’

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Jane71 Tue 31-Jan-23 18:41:56

Will I go to jail, I wonder
Just for an innocent blunder
Zahawi I'll quote

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henetha Tue 31-Jan-23 18:32:34

Will I go to jail, I wonder
Just for an innocent blunder

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