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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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crazyH Tue 31-Jan-23 17:53:15

I really hate preparing taxes
Tho income not high as yours is
It's the forms, you see
My sums don’t agree
Taxman has informed his Bosses

Will I go to jail, I wonder

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Juliet27 Tue 31-Jan-23 17:47:49

I really hate preparing taxes
Tho income not as high as yours is
It's the forms, you see
My sums don’t agree

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 31-Jan-23 15:35:20

I really hate preparing taxes
Tho income not as high as yours is
It's the forms, you see

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crazyH Tue 31-Jan-23 15:25:34

I really hate preparing taxes
Tho income not high as yours is

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GoldenLady Tue 31-Jan-23 14:24:36

But really the weather’s too cold
On waiting for summer I'm sold
Flipflops are ready
On my sun-beddy,
Summer will come, I am told.

I really hate preparing taxes

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henetha Tue 31-Jan-23 10:33:14

But really the weather’s too cold
On waiting for summer I'm sold
Flipflops are ready
On my sun-beddy,

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crazyH Mon 30-Jan-23 20:37:39

But really the weather’s too cold
On waiting for the summer I'm sold
Flipflops are ready

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Jane71 Mon 30-Jan-23 20:35:47

But really the weather’s too cold
On waiting for the summer I'm sold

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Mollygo Mon 30-Jan-23 18:45:12

So is clout clothing, or power?
Naked and cloutless I’d cower.
Too old to bare all
Do you have the gall
I do, when alone in the shower.

But really the weather’s too cold

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crazyH Mon 30-Jan-23 18:16:11

So is clout clothing, or power?
Naked and cloutless I’d cower.
Too old to bare all
Do you have the gall ?

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Ashcombe Mon 30-Jan-23 18:05:11

So is clout clothing, or power?
Naked and cloutless I’d cower.
Too old to bare all

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Juliet27 Mon 30-Jan-23 17:39:43

So is clout clothing, or power?
Naked and cloutless I’d cower

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Mollygo Mon 30-Jan-23 16:22:45

Sorry
So is clout clothing, or power?

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GoldenLady Mon 30-Jan-23 15:58:02

(That's interesting. Where I live, clout means political influence.)

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crazyH Mon 30-Jan-23 15:55:07

Mollygo start line ?

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Mollygo Mon 30-Jan-23 14:10:09

So, what's a clout when it's at home?
There’s definitions in a tome
It means your wool vest
A pink one is best
But keep your clouts on when you roam!

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VB000 Mon 30-Jan-23 12:03:28

So, what's a clout when it's at home?
There’s definitions in a tome
It means your wool vest
A pink one is best

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henetha Mon 30-Jan-23 10:18:49

So, what's a clout when it's at home?
There’s definitions in a tome
It means your wool vest

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Juliet27 Mon 30-Jan-23 07:52:20

So, what's a clout when it's at home?
There’s definitions in a tome

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 29-Jan-23 16:40:14

The sun's been so lovely today
I hope that this weather will stay
I'm taking no bets
I don't want regrets
'Cause nay cast a clout until May.

So, what's a clout when it's at home?

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Juliet27 Sat 28-Jan-23 21:24:41

The sun’s been so lovely today
I hope that this weather will stay
I’m taking no bets
I don’t want regrets

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crazyH Sat 28-Jan-23 15:52:35

The sun’s been so lovely today
I hope that this weather will stay
I’m taking no bets

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GoldenLady Sat 28-Jan-23 15:27:54

The sun’s been so lovely today
I hope that this weather will stay

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Mollygo Fri 27-Jan-23 16:22:40

It's nice having friends round to eat.
Good company just can't be beat.
They taste best well done
Hard, cooking for one
‘Cos after one arm you’re replete!

The sun’s been so lovely today

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crazyH Fri 27-Jan-23 15:32:05

It's nice having friends round to eat.
Good company just can't be beat.
They taste best well done
Hard, cooking for one

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