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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 13-May-23 18:36:19

He offered to give me a lift
My old man, he was rather miffed
"Where to love?" he said

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crazyH Sat 13-May-23 17:38:42

He offered to give me a lift
My old man, , he was rather miffed

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Juliet27 Sat 13-May-23 17:23:35

Saved by a muscular young man
Who was passing by in his van
He stopped and said, ‘hi’,
“You’re in PJs! Why?
Told him I’d escaped a madman.

He offered to give me a lift

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Mollygo Sat 13-May-23 13:38:56

Saved by a muscular young man
Who was passing by in his van
He stopped and said, ‘hi’,
“You’re in PJs! Why?

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nanna8 Sat 13-May-23 10:54:49

Saved by a muscular young man
Who was passing by in his van
He stopped and said, ‘hi’,

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henetha Sat 13-May-23 10:47:14

Saved by a muscular young man
Who was passing by in his van

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Salti Sat 13-May-23 09:27:46

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she
Rushed out in the night
She’d had such a fright
Called 999 to rescue me

Saved by a muscular young man

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Juliet27 Sat 13-May-23 06:51:30

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she
Rushed out in the night
She’d had such a fright

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Mollygo Fri 12-May-23 18:07:13

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she
Rushed out in the night

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Salti Fri 12-May-23 18:06:01

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she
Read the riot act

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VB000 Fri 12-May-23 17:39:16

My DH sings like a banshee
He woke my neighbour up, and she

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CazzJazz Fri 12-May-23 17:00:37

Now why would he shower at 2?
That's crazy to anyone who
Is trying to sleep
I just want to weep
As he's singing aloud now too!

My DH sings like a banshee

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Salti Fri 12-May-23 15:04:07

Now why would he shower at 2?
That's crazy to anyone who
Is trying to sleep
I just want to weep

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GoldenLady Fri 12-May-23 14:32:16

Now why would he shower at 2?
That's crazy to anyone who
Is trying to sleep

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 12-May-23 12:58:57

Now why would he shower at 2?
That's crazy to anyone who

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Mollygo Fri 12-May-23 12:47:29

Now why would he shower at 2?

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Mollygo Fri 12-May-23 12:46:31

Now midnight is the witching hour
From ghosties we all will cower
What’s that I just heard?
As from sleep I stirred,
A spook? No, DH in the shower!

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Jangran99 Fri 12-May-23 07:40:05

Now midnight is the witching hour
From ghosties we all will cower
What’s that I just heard?
As from sleep I stirred,

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Juliet27 Thu 11-May-23 22:10:07

Now midnight is the witching hour
From ghosties we all will cower
What’s that I just heard?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-May-23 16:04:52

Now midnight is the witching hour
From ghosties we all will cower

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Salti Thu 11-May-23 15:08:29

enjoy a good horror story
Especially if it's gory
Ghosts on the prowl
The hoot of an owl
Dracula in all his glory

Now midnight is the witching hour

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Mollygo Thu 11-May-23 14:58:16

I enjoy a good horror story
Especially if it's gory
Ghosts on the prowl
The hoot of an owl

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GoldenLady Thu 11-May-23 14:49:23

I enjoy a good horror story
Especially if it's gory
Ghosts on the prowl

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VB000 Thu 11-May-23 14:40:46

I enjoy a good horror story
Especially if it's gory

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CazzJazz Thu 11-May-23 13:24:24

Spooky creatures stir at midnight
And graveyard ghosts make me turn white
They peer through windows
And the fear just grows
As their groaning gives me a fright!

I enjoy a good horror story

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