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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

GoldenLady Sun 15-Jan-23 22:51:43

Even worse for the folks on the coast
As that's where the wind blows the most
Batten the hatches
Fasten the catches
They've buckets of rain, they can boast.

The news on the TV is dismal

Mollygo Sun 15-Jan-23 22:06:47

Even worse for the folks on the coast
As that's where the wind blows the most
Batten the hatches
Fasten the catches

crazyH Sun 15-Jan-23 21:55:25

Even worse for the folks on the coast
As that's where the wind blows the most
Batten the hatches

Nell8 Sun 15-Jan-23 16:41:12

Even worse for the folks on the coast
Who seem to be suffering most

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 15-Jan-23 16:39:22

Even worse for the folks on the coast
As that's where the wind blows the most

GoldenLady Sun 15-Jan-23 16:18:25

It’s started to thunder as well
It's shockingly clear as a bell
Though I like a storm
I ‘d rather be warm
We're having the weather from hell!

Even worse for the folks on the Coast

Mollygo Sun 15-Jan-23 15:31:14

It’s started to thunder as well
It's shockingly clear as a bell
Though I like a storm
I ‘d rather be warm

Juliet27 Sun 15-Jan-23 14:01:52

It’s started to thunder as well
It's shockingly clear as a bell
Though I like a storm

VB000 Sun 15-Jan-23 13:39:38

It’s started to thunder as well
It's shockingly clear as a bell

Squiffy Sun 15-Jan-23 13:03:30

The wind up here, blowing so hard,
Careful! - it can catch you off guard,
My wig, it blew off
And just you dare scoff
My ego’s permanently scarred.

It’s started to thunder as well

Juliet27 Sun 15-Jan-23 12:28:31

The wind up here, blowing so hard,
Careful! - it can catch you off guard,
My wig, it blew off
And just you dare scoff

crazyH Sun 15-Jan-23 11:44:01

The wind up here, blowing so hard,
Careful! - it can catch you off guard,
My wig, it blew off

crazyH Sun 15-Jan-23 11:43:35

The wind up here, blowing so hard,
Careful! - it can catch you off guard,
My wig, it took off

henetha Sun 15-Jan-23 11:39:52

The wind up here, blowing so hard,
Careful! - it can catch you off guard,

Mollygo Sun 15-Jan-23 09:24:22

If only Harry would shut it
He keeps droning on. Wish he’d quit.
Discrepancies (lies)
In his princely guise
And changing his mem’ries to fit.

The wind up here, blowing so hard

crazyH Sat 14-Jan-23 23:52:26

If only Harry would shut it
He keeps droning on. Wish he’d quit.
Discrepancies (lies)
In his princely guise

Mollygo Sat 14-Jan-23 23:21:05

If only Harry would shut it
He keeps droning on. Wish he’d quit.
Discrepancies (lies)

Squiffy Sat 14-Jan-23 22:57:34

If only Harry would shut it
He keeps droning on. Wish he’d quit.

NanKate Sat 14-Jan-23 22:07:18

The joy of retiring for me
Is being where I want to be
Lie-ins until nine
And nights on the wine
Now I am as fit as a flea

If only Harry would shut it

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 14-Jan-23 15:21:57

The joy of retiring for me
Is being where I want to be
Lie-ins until nine
And nights on the wine

crazyH Sat 14-Jan-23 15:11:42

The joy of retiring for me
Is being where I want to be
Lie-ins until nine

GoldenLady Sat 14-Jan-23 14:59:53

The joy of retiring for me
Is being where I want to be

Ashcombe Fri 13-Jan-23 21:31:11

It's that Friday feeling at last
Farewell to the week that's gone past
Saturday shopping
Sunday night bopping
By Monday we'll all be downcast.

The joy of retiring for me

crazyH Fri 13-Jan-23 21:04:57

It's that Friday feeling at last
Farewell to the week that's gone past
Saturday shopping
Sunday night bopping

Mollygo Fri 13-Jan-23 17:49:19

It's that Friday feeling at last
Farewell to the week that's gone past
Saturday shopping

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