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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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Juliet27 Wed 11-Jan-23 06:30:30

A custard cream is my first choice
Say digestive, you’ll hear my voice
A Nice is quite nice
Hobnobs are my vice

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crazyH Tue 10-Jan-23 22:31:40

A custard cream is my first choice
Say digestive, you’ll hear my voice
A Nice is quite nice

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Mollygo Tue 10-Jan-23 21:57:27

A custard cream is my first choice
Say digestive, you’ll hear my voice

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crazyH Tue 10-Jan-23 17:49:03

The price of gin is quite a lot
Should I spend it? No, I should not.
Put the kettle on
Nibble a bourbon
And sip a cup of tea that’s hot.

A custard cream is my first choice

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Nell8 Tue 10-Jan-23 17:33:21

The price of gin is quite a lot
Should I spend it? No, I should not.
Put the kettle on
Nibble a bourbon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-Jan-23 15:08:53

The price of gin is quite a lot
Should I spend it? No, I should not.
Put the kettle on

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GoldenLady Tue 10-Jan-23 14:41:49

The price of gin is quite a lot
Should I spend it? No, I should not.

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VB000 Tue 10-Jan-23 10:40:52

We're all like some moths to a flame
When playing the seduction game
Mutton dressed as lamb
Sadly it’s a sham
But at least I've achieved my aim wink

The price of gin is quite a lot

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Juliet27 Tue 10-Jan-23 07:04:29

We're all like some moths to a flame
When playing the seduction game
Mutton dressed as lamb
Sadly it’s a sham

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crazyH Mon 09-Jan-23 19:54:38

We're all like some moths to a flame
When playing the seduction game
Mutton dressed as lamb

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Nell8 Mon 09-Jan-23 19:41:17

We're all like some moths to a flame
When playing the seduction game

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 09-Jan-23 16:09:32

I wore my red dress to a ball
Hoped at my feet the men would fall
But they they were all so tipsy
Noticed not my bitsy
I stood by the edge of the wall.

We're all like some moths to a flame

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crazyH Mon 09-Jan-23 13:36:41

I wore my red dress to a ball
Hoped at my feet the men would fall
But they all were so tipsy,
Noticed not my bitsy

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GoldenLady Mon 09-Jan-23 13:34:08

I wore my red dress to a ball
Hoped at my feet the men would fall
But they all were so tipsy

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Jan-23 12:48:55

I wore my red dress to a ball
Hoped at my feet the men would fall

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henetha Mon 09-Jan-23 10:46:26

When our government's in some bother
To turn off the telly I'd rawther
Likewise news of tHeM
Wish we could condemn
Them to silence please, dear mother.

I wore my red dress to a ball

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VB000 Mon 09-Jan-23 10:44:56

When our government's in some bother
To turn off the telly I'd rawther
Likewise news of tHeM
Wish we could condemn
Her and the poor little brother

We're all like some moths to a flame

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Juliet27 Mon 09-Jan-23 05:52:13

When our government's in some bother
To turn off the telly I'd rawther
Likewise news of tHeM
Wish we could condemn

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Mollygo Sun 08-Jan-23 19:58:09

When our government's in some bother
To turn off the telly I'd rawther
Likewise news of tHeM

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GoldenLady Sun 08-Jan-23 16:15:51

Somehow, my last line got mixed up with an ad. So, here's our limerick (so far) again, edited so you Brits can feel more at home with it:

When our government's in some bother
To turn off the telly I'd rawther

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GoldenLady Fri 06-Jan-23 20:29:18

When our government's in some bother
To turn off the TV I would rawther

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 06-Jan-23 16:32:05

[just tidying up]

Does your dog try grooming your ear?
Well listen, there's nothing to fear
He'll give it a lick,
Then offer a stick.
His slather makes me feel queer

When our government's in some bother

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 06-Jan-23 15:39:43

Does your dog try grooming your ear?
His slather makes me feel queer

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Yammy Fri 06-Jan-23 14:27:26

He'll give it a lick,
Then offer a stick.

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 06-Jan-23 13:49:01

Does your dog try grooming your ear?
Well listen, there's nothing to fear

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