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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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henetha Wed 04-Jan-23 10:26:50

My yin and my yang are confused
To settle down, they have refused
I try to be calm
Adding healing balm
My husband is very amused.

He says I'm really neurotic

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Juliet27 Wed 04-Jan-23 06:47:41

My yin and my yang are confused
To settle down, they have refused
I try to be calm
Adding healing balm

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nanna8 Wed 04-Jan-23 00:42:57

My yin and my yang are confused
To settle down, they have refused
I try to be calm

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Mollygo Wed 04-Jan-23 00:38:28

My yin and my yang are confused
To settle down, they have refused

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Squiffy Wed 04-Jan-23 00:35:53

I’m procrastinating again
I'll do it, I just don't know when,
In fact, don't know if,
It makes any diff
I’m not feeling terribly zen.

My yin and my yang are confused

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Jan-23 21:48:26

I’m procrastinating again
I'll do it, I just don't know when,
In fact, don't know if,
It makes any diff

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Jan-23 20:03:11

I’m procrastinating again
I'll do it, I just don't know when,
In fact, don't know if,

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Jan-23 18:50:41

I’m procrastinating again
I'll do it, I just don't know when,

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Squiffy Tue 03-Jan-23 17:12:05

A new thing is to manifest
Will it mean I’ll become less stressed?
Is it the new craze?
For re-homing strays
Won’t try it unless I’m impressed.

I’m procrastinating again

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tickingbird Tue 03-Jan-23 16:49:26

A new thing is to manifest
Will it mean I’ll become less stressed?
Is it the new craze?
For re-homing strays

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Jan-23 16:32:30

A new thing is to manifest
Will it mean I’ll become less stressed?
Is it the new craze?

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Juliet27 Tue 03-Jan-23 14:42:53

A new thing is to manifest
Will it mean I’ll become less stressed?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Jan-23 13:15:59

This year I'm making a vow
It's getting back to normal now
Less choc'late, more walks
And heart to hart talks
Good resolutions, take a bow.

A new thing is to manifest

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tickingbird Tue 03-Jan-23 11:22:53

And heart to heart talks

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Mollygo Tue 03-Jan-23 10:36:05

It's getting back to normal now
This new year I’m making a vow
Less choc’late, more walks

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tickingbird Tue 03-Jan-23 10:26:52

This new year I’m making a vow

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VB000 Tue 03-Jan-23 09:53:21

It's getting back to normal now

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VB000 Tue 03-Jan-23 09:52:44

Shopping online is so easy
The speed makes me feel quite queasy
Pull out your wallet
Or what you call it
Easy peasy lemon squeezy

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Juliet27 Tue 03-Jan-23 08:38:39

Shopping online is so easy
The speed makes me feel quite queasy
Pull out your wallet
Or what you call it

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nanna8 Tue 03-Jan-23 05:33:54

Shopping online is so easy
The speed makes me feel quite queasy
Pull out your wallet

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Squiffy Tue 03-Jan-23 00:15:35

Shopping online is so easy
The speed makes me feel quite queasy

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Jan-23 23:55:35

Just ordered a lovely new sheet
As I think I deserve a treat
It’s 100% cotton
Like those I’ve got on
And will be really good for my feet.

Shopping online is so easy

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Mollygo Mon 02-Jan-23 23:17:53

Just ordered a lovely new sheet
As I think I deserve a treat
It’s 100% cotton
Like those I’ve got on

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NanKate Mon 02-Jan-23 22:08:24

Just ordered a lovely new sheet
As I think I deserve a treat
It’s 100% cotton

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Jan-23 21:45:32

Just ordered a lovely new sheet
As I think I deserve a treat

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