More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

Let’s help out the people in need
Let this be our New Year’s good deed
A cheery hello

Let’s help out the people in need
And let this be our New Years good deed

It's nearly a hopeful new year
Let's all try to be of good cheer
My horoscope says
That there are many ways
Of making the good times appear!

Let's help out the people in need

It's nearly a hopeful new year
Let's all try to be of good cheer
My horoscope says
That there are many ways

It's nearly a hopeful new year
Let's all try to be of good cheer
My horoscope says

It’s nearly a hopeful new year
Let’s all try to be of good cheer

Have you had a look at the sales?
A peek at M&S prevails
There's some things I'd like
For riding my bike
Or hiking some beautiful trails

Its nearly a hopeful new year

Have you had a look at the sales?
A peek at M&S prevails
There's some things I'd like
For riding my bike

Have you had a look at the sales?
A peek at M&S prevails
There's some things I'd like

Have you had a look at the sales?
A peek at M&S prevails

Some tv programmes are so old
They are beginning to mould
Some have dated well
Others really smell
Eastenders and Corrie should fold.

Have you had a look at the sales?

Some tv programmes are so old
They are beginning to mould
Some have dated well
Others really smell

Some tv programmes are so old
They are beginning to mould
Some have dated well

Some tv programmes are so old
They are beginning to mould

Now it will start to get warm
And light will increase at dawn
The shortest day’s gone
And the year will move on
Another New Year’s Day then born

Some tv programmes are so old

Now it will start to get warm
And light will increase at dawn
The shortest day’s gone
And the year will move on

Now it will start to get warm
And light will increase at dawn
The shortest day’s gone

Now it will start to get warm
And light will increase at dawn

By morn, to Lapland he returned
His job for a year now adjourned,
He signs on the dole
Content, on the whole
Enjoying the thanks he has earned.

Now it will start to get warm

By morn, to Lapland he returned
His job for a year now adjourned,
He signs on the dole
Content, on the whole

By morn, to Lapland he returned
His job for a year now adjourned,
He signs on the dole

By morn, to Lapland he returned
His job for a year now adjourned

Some chimneys test Santa’s wide girth
The thought of him stuck causes mirth
Up there forever
All of a blether
Was all this effort really worth?

By morn, to Lapland he returned

Some chimneys test Santa’s wide girth
The thought of him stuck causes mirth
Up there forever
All of a blether

Some chimneys test Santa’s wide girth
The thought of him stuck causes mirth
Up there forever