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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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Mollygo Sun 25-Dec-22 23:31:09

Some chimneys test Santa’s wide girth
The thought of him stuck causes mirth

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Squiffy Sun 25-Dec-22 23:06:58

I love that Santa's flight is tracked!
I hope he sees our chimney’s cracked,
Roof tiles are missing
The reindeer are hissing
The rebellious ones are sacked.

Some chimneys test Santa’s wide girth

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NanKate Sun 25-Dec-22 22:32:19

I love that Santa's flight is tracked!
I hope he sees our chimney’s cracked,
Roof tiles are missing
The reindeers are hissing

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Glorianny Sun 25-Dec-22 12:14:46

I love that Santa's flight is tracked!
I hope he sees our chimney’s cracked,
Roof tiles are missing

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NanKate Sat 24-Dec-22 21:20:26

I love that Santa's flight is tracked!
I hope he sees our chimney’s cracked

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Dec-22 17:44:57

I like to share my home with pets
Though costly, I have no regrets
But the hippo was pricey
Polar bears, icy
Not sure they could be called assets

I love that Santa's flight is tracked!

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Mollygo Sat 24-Dec-22 17:24:14

I like to share my home with pets
Though costly, I have no regrets
But the hippo was pricey
Polar bears, icy

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Dec-22 16:53:06

I like to share my home with pets
Though costly, I have no regrets
But the hippo was pricey

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Mollygo Sat 24-Dec-22 16:27:17

I like to share my home with pets
Though costly, I have no regrets

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Dec-22 15:12:38

I'm so glad to have a small house,
just room for me and my spouse
Plus maybe a cat
And companion rat
But now I think I’ve spied a louse.

I like to share my home with pets

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crazyH Sat 24-Dec-22 14:39:58

I'm so glad to have a small house,
just room for me and my spouse
Plus maybe a cat
And companion rat

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Squiffy Sat 24-Dec-22 14:22:02

I'm so glad to have a small house,
just room for me and my spouse
Plus maybe a cat

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Glorianny Sat 24-Dec-22 13:43:26

I'm so glad to have a small house,
just room for me and my spouse

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 24-Dec-22 13:31:49

The number of homeless still grows
In the freezing cold they must doze
A dog by their side
No cash for a ride
And now snow to add to their woes.

I'm so glad to have a small house

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nanna8 Sat 24-Dec-22 06:37:59

The number of homeless still grows,
In the freezing cold they must doze
A dog by their side
No cash for a ride

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Dec-22 06:08:58

The number of homeless still grows,
In the freezing cold they must doze
A dog by their side

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Squiffy Fri 23-Dec-22 18:52:02

The number of homeless still grows,
In the freezing cold they must doze

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Mollygo Fri 23-Dec-22 18:30:08

But soon they'll be flying up high
With Santa Claus up in the sky
They'll zoom overhead
With children abed
Delivering gifts as they fly.

The number of homeless still grows,

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Dec-22 18:22:33

But soon they'll be flying up high
With Santa Claus up in the sky
They'll zoom overhead
With children abed

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VB000 Fri 23-Dec-22 18:14:56

But soon they'll be flying up high
With Santa Claus up in the sky
They'll zoom overhead

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Jane71 Fri 23-Dec-22 17:07:54

But soon they'll be flying up high
With Santa Claus up in the sky

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GoldenLady Fri 23-Dec-22 16:18:22

The reindeer are coming to town
As their environment breaks down
They're eating my lawn
My grass is all gawn
And the ground out in front now looks brown!

But soon they'll be flying up high

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Mollygo Fri 23-Dec-22 15:11:22

The reindeer are coming to town
As their environment breaks down
They're eating my lawn
My grass is all gawn

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henetha Fri 23-Dec-22 10:06:42

The reindeer are coming to town
As their environment breaks down
They're eating my lawn

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Dec-22 08:54:28

The reindeer are coming to town
As their environment breaks down

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