Story No2 - One Sentence at a Time 📚

I got all giddy when I saw Tony Blackburn, who

But fortunately it was a pirate radio ship, full of ageing DJs playing non stop 60s music 🎶, who welcomed them aboard...

the distant horizon. In the distance they saw another craft approaching flying the dreaded flag of the skull and cross bones ...

there was only Mandy and the young barman left in the lifeboat , both battered and bruised they floated towards

a bit of a fight and there were a lot of bloody noses and swear words. Eventually ..

Jumped into the last life boat and Started to bash folks about with the space Hopper!
This caused ......

Space hopper from the Games Room and …..

100 miles away. "We will never make it , let's find something that will float , it will give us sometime , surely they sent an sos" said a young man from behind. So they grabbed a ....

and there was no room left for them. Hey ho folks, looks like they will have to swim for it to the nearest land which is ...

They clambered up on deck and found that some of the crew were already in a lifeboat

I thought there was an outdated passport in the back story but hey ho ‼️

They soon found the bar filled with two foot of dirty water. Seems like the ship was sinking and ...

we got 2 storylines at same time so i will carry on with bottom one just because its there sorry NOTTOOOLD

What to do ?? Only one thing , "Let's find the bar , there must be one on this old rust bucket " Mandy said

It was missing out the fjords completely much to the horror of Mandy and her companion

....and ended up in the Bahamas......Never mind, cried Mandy, stripping off to her bikini, I'll just.........

going the wrong way …..

...go on a cruise to the fiords with her friend Mandy but unfortunately the ship was........

Rethink her options. Instead she decided to …..

that her passport was out of date and so had to .......

b***h! So off to the travel agent to book her ticket, where she found ...

ticket to South America so I can make a quick getaway after I've shot him, the two-timing son of a...............

Flaming well confront that fat flamenco dancer - I'll book myself a.....

Facebook, when she was searching for dog beds for sale. "Ah well" she said " I'll just have to"....

Facebook!

Juanita (Juan Carlos' wife) had found out about the bigamous wedding via....

Especially when Jaun Carlos's wife turned up at the wedding reception!