Story No2 - One Sentence at a Time 📚

Out jumped the cutest, most adorable pygmy marmoset monkey.

Whatever it was was alive and trying to get out. He opened the bag and…..

And here he is now with a bag tucked under his arm
I wonder what is in the bag as uncle John looked so happy with a big grin on his lips

The old blighter, I haven't seen Uncle John for years , the last I heard he was somewhere in middle of India finding his path in life !

A cheeky grin as he took his scarf off and threw it over the back of the hall chair

Nah! Let's do the hoky-poky! C'mon, put your left foot in and..... - unless you think the police might join in?

Shouldn’t we be calling the police ?

dropped my glass of gin , it shattered, glass splintering towards the man at the door .

I was so shocked at this information I.....

The Macarena with a rose between my teeth 🌺

"posted a naked photo of me doing.......

“I just killed Auntie Nellie because she ….

bloodied cloth over his hand - "oh no what happened to you ? " I yelled

A cheerful voice called out "Ive come to read the meter", but I noticed he had a....

Started talking very loudly and slurring their words. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and ….

The fun began and they all......

Well, in that case, bring me some gin and let the fun begin.

Never too early for a drink. It must be 5 o, clock somewhere in the world!.

It's a bit early for sherry, m'dear, would cappuccino do instead? Or a choca-mocha?

I'm sorry but i'm not so hungry, could you pass me another Sherry please...

No eat me , said Ameglian Major Cow
" and not Zaphod Beetlebrox !"

( I confused myself with this reference to
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe
I remembered how revolting it would be to have an animal begging you to eat it whether you were vegan , vegetarian or not ! )

"Rather you than me , said Zaphod Beetlebrox .
"Eat me ! "

We could have a delicious layered lettuce loaf 😩

“For you we’ll amend our menu,” said the kindly neighbour. “It’s not all about nuts you know.”

But aren't you Vegan said Dad discourteously?