Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

RAV is an antivirus that you might accidentally install. Although it’s not harmful, if it appears suddenly it certainly ages you!!

(You almost had us stumped there Caleo )

Biology is using two different oils on my ageing skin to try and ward off the ravages of time.

What are ravages?

"species, in biology, classification comprising related organisms that share common characteristics and are capable of interbreeding. This biological species concept is widely used in biology and related fields of study."

What is biology?

Gar is a species of fish which live in central America and which were never ment (meant) to be eaten.

What is a species?

Killed is how some Americans pronounce the garment worn by men in what they call Scodland.

What is a garment?

Identity?? Hmm?!

Isn't that the film where everyone was killed by a kid?

What is killed?

The word takes on more of an identity with Mary’s passing.

What is identity

Little is always a relative quantity.

What is quantity , as compared with quality?

Rubbish is just a little bit rubb, but not enough to be definite about it.

What is little?

It’s rubbish diet plans that tell you’ll attain a loss of a stone a month

What is rubbish

Proportion is when you eat a portion of food that contains probiotics.

What is contains?

"Going mental" can mean worrying until you lose all sense of proportion.

What is proportion?

Activity pertains to mental and physical changes.

What does 'mental' mean to you?

A-path-y is when you are disinterested in something, say - a particular activity.

What is activity?

Sub tract is a smaller path ,often beside the main one.

What is a path?

Divide is a mathematical function - a bit like add, subtract or multiply.

What is subtract?

Per son is when you divide something between your two male offspring.

What is divide?

Forever, hopefully it is is two arms and two legs per person.

What is a person?

It is a way to stand. The song says so: "United we stand, divided we fall, and if our backs should ever be against the wall, we'll be together, forever, you and I".

What is forever?

An ex-cuse is a person who used to live in the city of Syracuse in the United States.

What is united?

Undulating

It’s when you’re never on time for appointments and have no excuse.

What is excuse

'Tarmac' comes from 'tar macadam' . I suppose Macadam herself was a chemist.

What is a chemist?

A train (terrain) is an area and can be flat or undulating.

What is undulating?

A very large old steam train that flew along.

What is a train?

Ta Mac That’s how you thank a Scotsman
What’s a Scotsman ?