Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Still is a flat drink without bubbles in it. Such as still cider or still water.

What is flat?

Flat is a note that doesn’t sound right.

What is sound?

To be sound is to have a good moral compass.

What is a compass?

A compass is device designed to help point you in the direction that you hope to go. It's not foolproof though as people still get lost when out on a stroll.

What's a device?

Device is when you stop someone doing something they really ought not to be doing.

What is stop ?

Stop is something you are invariable told to do when you are enjoying yourself.

What is enjoying?

Enjoying usually involves euphoria even for masochists.

What does 'involves' mean?

Involves is when you get stuck inside revolving doors.

What is inside?

Skin is used to keep your inside, in.

What is Skin?

Skin is an anatomical organ

What is an organ?

An organ is a large musical instrument usually found in churches or theatres. It has lots of pipes through which air is blown through which when keys are pressed create a melodic tune.

What is melodic?

Melodic is the late Richard Harris' beautiful voice.

What is a voice?

His Masters' Voice was a dog - well more strictly a white dog sat next to an old fashioned grampahone player. And to be honest the dog wasn't actually called that but it was a record company which some may know better as HMV.

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What is honest?

My blackbird is currently on nest

What is current?

A current is something electrical and also it goes into a cake but mixing them up can result in a big shock.

What is a shock?

A shock is hair like B… J…'s.

What is hair?

It’s a fast running animal with a shock of hair, in other words it’s a hairy hare
What is a shock ?

A shock is what you get when the same word comes up twice in quick succession.

What is succession?

Succession is when a bird has finished feeding and no longer succeeds. (sucks seeds).

What is feeding?

Whoops Wheniwasyounger note to self read ‘properly’ in future sorry

It's a bell that goes ding when you have paid a fee!

What's a ding?

A ding is a precursor to a dong.

What's a precursor?

All the !!** !! things you think of saying before you curse with a swear word that is just about acceptable.
What is swear?

Swear is an amalgam of two words, wearing a sweater.

What is a sweater?

An athlete who has overdone his exercise

What is athlete