Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Yin(g) and yang are symbolic meanings for black and white or light and darkness.

What is symbolic?

The sound two big metal discs make when banged together in an orchestra.

What is an orchestra ?

Orchestra is when a pod of orcas - killer whales - sing all at the same time.

What is a whale?

A whale hmmm - is it a party, where you have a ‘whale of a time’?

What is a party?

A group of public schoolboys who hang out in a place called Westminster

What are schoolboys?

Schoolboys is when a big group of fish swim about the bobbing buoys
What is bobbing ?

Bobbing is what Boy Scouts used to do to earn a bob for a job.

What is a scout?

It's a motorbike!! Indian Scout to be more precise immortalized in a movie with Anthony Hopkins. It's a good movie actually!!

What is immortalized?

(I remember that film, it is good!)

Immortalised is when a quantity surveyor miscalculates the bricks and mortar needed for a Grand Design and you have to live with the mistake!

What is miscalculate?

It is when you miss the time you should be there and you are late.

What is time?

Time is hard to keep and must be meticulous when marching to a band.

What is meticulous?

Meticulous is a ridiculous post on Facebook, or Meta as it now seems to want to be called.

What is Facebook?

Facebook is when you’re a kid and your mum says “get your face out that book and help me”
What’s a mum ?

Mum is what you should keep when you are told a secret.

What is a secret?

A secret is a burden that you long to pass to others but cannot.

What is a burden?

A burden is a weight that is hard to lift.

What is weight?

It’s having to hang around when you’re eight in the queue

What is a queue

A ‘queue’ is what snooker players use to bash poor little balls on the head with to keep them in their right place
What is bash ?

Bish, bash and bosh are words often quoted to make skilful activities appear easy.

What are activities?

Activities are biscuits that give you energy made by a well known chocolate biscuit manufacturer.

What is a manufacturer?

A manufacturer is a bloke who comes along and explains exactly what you are doing wrong and how it's a fact that his way is better.

What's better?

Better is someone who gambles on horse racing, football teams and other competitive sports.

What is a sport?

Sport is a spot that erupts at great speed.

What is erupts?

Erupts is when you abruptly say something hurtful without thinking.

What is hurtful?

Those who are full of hurt (or hate) often use such remarks to cause distress to others.

What is distress?