Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Dread is bread that is too dry even for toast. What is toast?

Temperance brings back memories. I used to dread my father’s sisters coming to stay. They were always angry and I used to call them the Temper Aunts.

What is dread

System (Sis Tem) is Sister Temperance who used to teach at the Convent school.

What is temperance?

Avoiding (as opposed to evading) paying taxes is legally allowed because it simply means finding holes in the system.

What is a system?

Being idle is the new way to be lazy or avoiding work!

What's avoiding?

Lent is what the idle person did against a wall for most of the day.

What is idle?

People sometimes lend a listening ear, l don't know what the other ear does at the time, or whether they rotate the ear lent.

What is lent?

Magic is a light listening radio station which you can put on and then ignore to drown out the neighbours.

What is a listening?

Moments are magic when two hearts are caring... 🎶

What is magic?

Troops are true stories about the oops! 😱 moments in your life.

What are moments?

Muster is when troops assemble for their daily dose of mustard.

What are troops?

Failing to procrastinate any longer l am submitting this poor offering, l hope it passes muster.

What is muster?

A scythe (skive) is when you procrastinate when you're supposed to be working.

What is procrastinate?

Death (aka the grim reaper) is an unpopular character who runs about wielding a big scythe.

What is a scythe?

A brush is something you can have with death if you’re not very careful

What is a death

Carries are holes in yourr teeth if you don’t brrush them
What is brush?

(Well done Ali08 👏)

Enjoy is when an envoy carries a message and really likes their job.

What is carries?

Sara Monial is my grandsons sports teacher. He really enjoys her lessons.

What is enjoys?

A frog is a type of purely decorative gold lace fastening found on a ceremonial military jacket.

What is ceremonial?

Rabbit is the croaking sound that frogs make! 🐸

What is a frog?

It's a house that a rabbit lives in!!

What's a rabbit?

I am available but if l wore a habit l might be nunavailable.

What is a habit?

An ‘ake is a type of fish, sometimes available in a fish and chip shop.

What is available?

Pancake is the ache you feel with pancreatitis

What is an ache.

A flop is the opposite of a flip, if you don't flip a pancake it's a flop.

What is a pancake?