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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

NanKate Mon 20-Mar-23 19:33:31

Joined is what you have done to be part of a club.

What is a club ?

Retread Mon 20-Mar-23 19:00:20

A butt is when something is adjacent or joined together.

What is joined?

Juliet27 Mon 20-Mar-23 15:22:42

A diet is a pain in the butt when it doesn’t work

What’s a butt

Caleo Mon 20-Mar-23 15:12:02

Fish are the main source of protein in a Mediterranean diet.

What is diet?

biglouis Mon 20-Mar-23 12:46:57

Anger is what anglers feel when they fail to catch any fish.

What are fish?

henetha Mon 20-Mar-23 10:15:53

Event is when you write a strong email of protest to someone instead of writing an actual letter venting your anger.

What is anger?

Caleo Mon 20-Mar-23 09:49:17

Every event is, was, a caused event and therefore random does not exist.

What is an event?

Retread Sun 19-Mar-23 15:47:43

Enhance is like perchance but better, that occurs randomly.

What is randomly?

Mollygo Sun 19-Mar-23 15:36:04

Something you do with your hands to enhance your dancing.

What is enhance?

biglouis Sun 19-Mar-23 12:43:23

Mack the knife was a jazz type tune banned by the BBC in case it incited violence.

What is jazz?

Caleo Sun 19-Mar-23 10:12:11

A serrated knife is sometimes a saw or it can be used to saw things.

What is a knife?

MrsKen33 Sun 19-Mar-23 07:19:36

A sort of saw I believe?🤨

What is a saw?

Mollygo Sat 18-Mar-23 22:13:34

A loo is a place where an American army officer might be a tenant.

What is a tenant?

Retread Sat 18-Mar-23 22:03:18

Repertoire is when you repeatedly bump into the armoire at night when you get up to go to the loo.

What is a loo?

Caleo Sat 18-Mar-23 14:15:17

A manner is voluntary and an actor is exceptionally good at selecting one from their repertoire.

What is a repertoire?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 18-Mar-23 13:01:40

Camping is behaving in an affected manner

What is a manner?

Squiffy Sat 18-Mar-23 11:43:30

Tense are what you sleep in when you go camping.

What is camping?

henetha Sat 18-Mar-23 11:32:57

It's like woke but in the present tense.

What is tense?

biglouis Sat 18-Mar-23 09:18:19

Similar to a look, but people shout "Boo" doing it to wake you up.

What is wake?

MrsKen33 Sat 18-Mar-23 05:35:32

It is reading a book on surgical procedures.

What is a book?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 17-Mar-23 22:47:50

An office is a liturgical rite often performed at strange hours of the night.

What is a liturgical rite?

Retread Fri 17-Mar-23 22:15:59

"There is no I in team" is popular jargon in the office.

What is an office?

Caleo Fri 17-Mar-23 17:35:55

'Miscreants' is a word I have never spoken in my entire life.

Who or what is I ?

swampy1961 Fri 17-Mar-23 12:40:34

People who are ordered to pass judgement on miscreants in court are said to be 'in jury'.

What is miscreants?

biglouis Fri 17-Mar-23 11:39:08

A "serious" story (just like a serious injury) often has an unhappy ending.

What is an injury?

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