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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

Mollygo Mon 13-Mar-23 19:24:35

A predecimalisation measurement equal to 36 inches.

What are inches?

Caleo Mon 13-Mar-23 19:21:43

Do Americans always call gardens "yards" ?

What is a yard?

swampy1961 Mon 13-Mar-23 18:21:51

A Pyracantha bush!! Very good if you want to deter kids jumping over the fence to get their ball in your garden.

What is garden?

Retread Mon 13-Mar-23 17:48:14

Power is when you have a meeting pow-wow to thrash out some thorny issues.

What is thorny?

Juliet27 Sun 12-Mar-23 22:06:07

I heard more talk gives more power - or was that torque!?

What is power?

MrsKen33 Sun 12-Mar-23 14:29:47

It’s a bird that can talk.

What is talk?

Caleo Sun 12-Mar-23 13:33:58

Nickers are minor thieves .

What is a minor?

biglouis Sun 12-Mar-23 12:29:25

Mastication (another word for chewing) is similar to elastication - the stuff that keeps your knickers up.

What are knickers?

Doodle Sun 12-Mar-23 10:39:35

Attitude is when you find a dog chewing your best hat.

What is chewing?

Retread Sun 12-Mar-23 07:28:53

Front is when someone gives you attitude.

What is attitude?

swampy1961 Sat 11-Mar-23 22:18:49

Before is the one in front of the other one!! Clear as mud!! Isn't it?

What is front?

NanKate Sat 11-Mar-23 21:52:15

Is not us!

NanKate Sat 11-Mar-23 21:51:53

Forth is the one before fifth.

What us before?

Caleo Sat 11-Mar-23 20:50:36

Etcetera is Latin for and so forth.

What is forth?

Squiffy Sat 11-Mar-23 17:27:46

A pick is a tool for making holes in roads etc.

What is etcetera?

MrsKen33 Sat 11-Mar-23 17:04:25

She/ he , him /her, them. Etc . Take your pick.

What is pick ?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 11-Mar-23 16:37:49

Apparent is a non-gender-marked term for a mother or father.

What is gender-marked?

Caleo Sat 11-Mar-23 13:53:53

Ears go further inside heads than is immediately apparent'

What is apparent?

MrsKen33 Sat 11-Mar-23 12:36:57

Noddy was very good friends with Big Ears

What are ears ?

Doodle Sat 11-Mar-23 12:04:58

Pa pa is the noise Noddy’s car makes when it’s got a sore throat.

What is noddy?

Retread Sat 11-Mar-23 11:53:48

Turns is when the Mamas and the Papas sing "there is a time for every season, turn, turn, turn...

What is a papa?

henetha Sat 11-Mar-23 11:09:52

Following traditional...

Traditional is a kind of jazz music where all the musicians play what they like and hope it turns out alright.

What is turns?

Caleo Sat 11-Mar-23 10:57:04

Some people are so self confident they cannot feel abused , and some abusers don't know when they are abusing.

What is it to know?

biglouis Sat 11-Mar-23 09:15:05

According to the traditional song cockles and muscles are "alive alive oh"

What is traditional?

Juliet27 Fri 10-Mar-23 21:54:42

It’s exercising certain muscles to make yourself look more appealing

What is muscle

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