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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

Juliet27 Tue 07-Mar-23 06:19:47

An athlete who has overdone his exercise

What is athlete

MrsKen33 Tue 07-Mar-23 05:38:50

Swear is an amalgam of two words, wearing a sweater.

What is a sweater?

Mollygo Mon 06-Mar-23 23:37:40

All the !!** !! things you think of saying before you curse with a swear word that is just about acceptable.
What is swear?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 06-Mar-23 20:14:18

A ding is a precursor to a dong.

What's a precursor?

swampy1961 Mon 06-Mar-23 19:29:38

It's a bell that goes ding when you have paid a fee!

What's a ding?

BlueBelle Mon 06-Mar-23 17:19:47

Whoops Wheniwasyounger note to self read ‘properly’ in future sorry

Retread Mon 06-Mar-23 16:51:49

Succession is when a bird has finished feeding and no longer succeeds. (sucks seeds).

What is feeding?

Wheniwasyourage Mon 06-Mar-23 15:44:39

A shock is what you get when the same word comes up twice in quick succession.

What is succession?

BlueBelle Mon 06-Mar-23 12:56:37

It’s a fast running animal with a shock of hair, in other words it’s a hairy hare
What is a shock ?

Wheniwasyourage Mon 06-Mar-23 11:58:54

A shock is hair like B… J…'s.

What is hair?

biglouis Mon 06-Mar-23 10:18:29

A current is something electrical and also it goes into a cake but mixing them up can result in a big shock.

What is a shock?

Juliet27 Mon 06-Mar-23 07:22:07

My blackbird is currently on nest

What is current?

swampy1961 Sun 05-Mar-23 21:16:33

His Masters' Voice was a dog - well more strictly a white dog sat next to an old fashioned grampahone player. And to be honest the dog wasn't actually called that but it was a record company which some may know better as HMV.

I'm waffling.............................

What is honest?

Retread Sun 05-Mar-23 15:33:22

Melodic is the late Richard Harris' beautiful voice.

What is a voice?

swampy1961 Sun 05-Mar-23 14:38:37

An organ is a large musical instrument usually found in churches or theatres. It has lots of pipes through which air is blown through which when keys are pressed create a melodic tune.

What is melodic?

Caleo Sun 05-Mar-23 12:32:33

Skin is an anatomical organ

What is an organ?

Mollygo Sun 05-Mar-23 12:29:40

Skin is used to keep your inside, in.

What is Skin?

Doodle Sun 05-Mar-23 12:25:57

Involves is when you get stuck inside revolving doors.

What is inside?

Caleo Sun 05-Mar-23 12:20:46

Enjoying usually involves euphoria even for masochists.

What does 'involves' mean?

biglouis Sun 05-Mar-23 09:30:45

Stop is something you are invariable told to do when you are enjoying yourself.

What is enjoying?

MrsKen33 Sun 05-Mar-23 05:17:32

Device is when you stop someone doing something they really ought not to be doing.

What is stop ?

swampy1961 Sat 04-Mar-23 21:53:02

A compass is device designed to help point you in the direction that you hope to go. It's not foolproof though as people still get lost when out on a stroll.

What's a device?

Retread Sat 04-Mar-23 21:34:18

To be sound is to have a good moral compass.

What is a compass?

Mollygo Sat 04-Mar-23 17:09:35

Flat is a note that doesn’t sound right.

What is sound?

swampy1961 Sat 04-Mar-23 17:02:16

Still is a flat drink without bubbles in it. Such as still cider or still water.

What is flat?

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