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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

MrsKen33 Sat 04-Mar-23 15:30:24

It’s waking up in the morning and saying “Thank God I’m still here”.

What is still ?

Retread Sat 04-Mar-23 14:32:01

Damn autocorrect.

What IS a prayer?

Retread Sat 04-Mar-23 14:31:22

Aman (amen) is what you say when you agree with something or at the end of a prayer.

What I'd a prayer?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 04-Mar-23 14:12:54

They are yesterday's men.

What is a man?

Caleo Sat 04-Mar-23 13:39:48

Days become longer now, or so they say.

Who is the the they who keep saying things?

Ali08 Sat 04-Mar-23 13:22:16

A glimpse is a lot less than what schoolboys see of schoolgirls these days!

What is days?

Mollygo Sat 04-Mar-23 09:39:25

AFar mer is when you can glimpse the sea in the distance in France.

What is glimpse?

biglouis Sat 04-Mar-23 08:57:28

Barly grows in a field and is harvested by the farmer.

What is a farmer?

Retread Sat 04-Mar-23 07:57:10

Tickle is when the trickle from the dripping tap is barely noticeable.

What is barely?

TillyTrotter Sat 04-Mar-23 07:05:41

A joke is something that can tickle your funny bone.

What is tickle?

Caleo Fri 03-Mar-23 23:40:20

Tricked is a sort of cheated except that tricked is sometimes supposed to be a joke.

What is a joke?

Squiffy Fri 03-Mar-23 18:15:03

A mug is someone who is tricked by another person.

What is tricked?

Caleo Fri 03-Mar-23 17:44:33

A coast is a sight push you give a coaster to persuade someone to put their hot mug on it.

What is a mug?

MrsKen33 Fri 03-Mar-23 14:43:50

Isn’t it a headland on the Welsh coast somewhere.

What is a coast.

Retread Fri 03-Mar-23 12:00:46

Shimmy is what I do when I trip getting off the escalator, and I style out my stumble.

What is a stumble?

Squiffy Fri 03-Mar-23 11:46:05

Go with yours TT!

What is shimmy?

Squiffy Fri 03-Mar-23 11:44:35

Trussed is what happens to someone with a hernia.

What is happens?

TillyTrotter Fri 03-Mar-23 11:44:20

Trust is when I shimmy into a dress that is too tight, and I feel trussed up like a chicken.

What is shimmy?

Caleo Fri 03-Mar-23 11:31:51

For promises to be effective they have to depend upon trust'.

What is trust?

biglouis Fri 03-Mar-23 11:26:40

Run (away) is something I do when someone promises that THIS is going to be fun.

What are promises?

Caleo Thu 02-Mar-23 21:50:22

Activities are often supposed to be fun.

What is fun?

Squiffy Thu 02-Mar-23 14:35:45

Banners are spoilsports, who go around banning activities that are fun to do.

What are activities?

biglouis Thu 02-Mar-23 12:14:15

A strike is when workers stand around yelling, waving banners and wearing silly hats

What are banners?

NanKate Thu 02-Mar-23 10:12:17

Succeeding in getting my 12 year old grandson to do ALL his homework, go shopping with me and reading 2 chapters of his book, before turning on his IPad! It’s a Strike day.

What is a Strike.

Retread Thu 02-Mar-23 07:30:00

Helpful is when you've had enough of people trying to do just that for you and not succeeding.

What is succeeding?

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