Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

A tack is what we used to fasten posters to the wall before the advent of Blu-tak.

What is a poster?

A poster is someone who things they have something interesting to say on an online forum!

What is a forum?

A forum is when you think "Um" afore you start a new thread on this site in case it becomes polemical.

What is polemic?

A polemic is someone called Mic (or Mike) who is a native of Poland.

What is a native?

A native person is indigenous to wherever they hail from.
Every single country has it own natives but as an example the Americans have Sioux natives, Apache natives and Cherokee natives. They are all Indians!!

What is Sioux?

The Sioux are First Nation tribes of north America who were run off their traditonal lands by European settlers.

What are settlers?

Settlers are people who are prepared to settle, e.g. in a dispute.

What is prepared?

Pre paired are arranged marriages

What is arranged

These are people who are "Home, home on the range" as in the song which often accompanies old cowboy films.

What is a cowboy?

A Bullock!! A Boy cow that has been castrated!!

What's castrated?

Castrated is when actors are in a play and they rate them as good bad or ugly
What are actors ?

Successful actors treat their profession as a lifestyle rather than simply as a job.

What is a profession?

It’s when someone is weighing up whether or not they should eventually confess a discretion.

What is discretion?

A discretion is when you ignore someone who lives on the island of Crete.

What is ignore?

It’s all to do with smelting iron.

What is smelting?

‘Smelting’ is what you say about your ice cream when you are trying to eat it in the sunshine.

What is sunshine?

"Sunshine" was one of the ways adults sometimes addressed children in the olden days.

What are adults?

Adults are those people who accompany children who should be supervised because they do not fulfill the criteria for entrance to a venue such as the cinema or the pub!!

What is supervised?

Superman is a powerful hero with a vice like grip so items grabbed by him are super-vised.

What is a hero?

A sweet!! Well more strictly - one of several types of miniature bars of chocolate sweet usually sold in a tub for Christmas!

What is strictly?

Strictly is a TV program where couples in glitzy costumes and grotesque makeup do ballroom dancing.

What is a ballroom?

A ballroom is a space filled with small plastic balls for children to climb on and roll around on.

What is plastic?

Plastic is when you place a tick against an item on your "to do" list.

What is an item?

An item is the thing you forget to buy or to take with you if you don’t make a list. Our recent trip to Norfolk was a good example of missing items!
What is an Example?

Ex ample is something that used to be more than enough but isn’t now.

What is enough?