Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Disagree is what assertive people can do.

What is : can do?

A saying is considered to be a wise comment - many would disagree I'm sure!!

What is disagree?

My grandma has a saying that a Lady is a woman in whose presence a man becomes a Gentleman.

What is a saying?

A penny is what you used to put in a slot when at the Ladies.

What is a Lady?

A curse is a curiously shaped purse to hold your pennies.

What is a penny?

A box is like when you want to put a pox on someone, but you give them a box on the nose instead of putting a curse on them. So the punishment is short and sweet (Bit aggressive I know )

What is a curse?

A "smart" phone is one which is smart enough to stay in the box!

What is a box?

still have a pink Clanger toy that still makes the noise!

A length is a frustrating time you spend on the phone trying to get through to your GP

What is a phone

To planet (plane it) is what carpenters do to lengths of wood when they are making something.

What is a length?

Anyone remember the Clangers? They live on a small moon planet and eat only green soup and talk in funny squeaky noises.

What is a planet?

That feeling when you know you have dropped a social clanger!!

What is clanger?

Disease is when you are not at ease, that is uncomfortable.

What is uncomfortable?

Surgical procedures used to be fatal before the germ theory of disease .

What is disease?

Frustrated is a surgical procedure which means you are unable to have sex.

What is surgical?

Darning is when you are frustrated all day long and say "Darn it" as things go wrong.

What is frustrated?

Daring is very bad darning.

What is darning ?

To egg is to encourage a person to do something that is daring or unwise

What is daring?

A panic is the wee frying pan made for one egg

What is an egg?

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Varicose is when you've had a very close call and you're trying to tell someone but you are falling over the words in your panic.

What is a panic?

It’s pre med before a varicose vein removal.

What is varicose

A don’t is something you should do, but prevaricate, and then don’t.

What is prevaricate?

Oops, I should have done toilet. So:

A toilet is something you may urgently need when you have a sense that you have a pressing problem! But some don't, and then have to run!

What is a don't?

A sense of what is going on around us is something we should all have. But many don't!

What is a don't?

Quick used to mean alive, (e.g. quick lime ) and quickly still mean sort of lively .
What is a sense?

A rush to the toilet when you’re feeling sickly

What is a toilet