Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

A prince is someone whom we expect to be exceptional among men but sometimes turns out to be a narcissistic whinger.

What is exceptional?

Exceptional is when you discover that the narcissistic whinger is also quite eccentric and paints his toenails pink, except for his big toe nail, that he paints blue. So it is an except-toenail.

What is eccentric?

Ec(o)centric is someone who believes passionately in saving the earth from ecological damage.

What is ecological?

It is logical to be an eco warrior in order to save the planet.

What is a warrior?

A warrior is someone who worries a lot but can't pronounce their words properly.

What is pronounce?

Nounce is from the Latin meaning "to call" so anyone who is pro nounce is likely to call on you unexpectedly.

What is unexpected?

The Spanish Inquisition was certainly unexpected according to Monty Python.

What is inquisition

inn quizition is the sort of grilling that goes on at the pub on a Monday night. May the best team (mine) win!

What is grilling?

Grilling is method of cooking usually applied from above or below the food to be cooked. Best way to do this is on a BBQ!!

What is applied?

Applied is when you download a free app and then find it lied about being no ads.

What is download?

It’s when you find your stamina isn’t what it used to be and you need to rest your shopping bag for a while before continuing.

What is stamina

Stamina is Stan getting in touch with his feminine side his anima.

What is feminine?

Femi-nine is nine ladies of a certain age getting together for a relaxing spa weekend.

What is a relaxing?

Relaxing is anything that can quiet your mind and body and hopefully make you feel calm and peaceful.

What's is a body?

The poet Robert Burns wrote about "Gin a body meet a body, coming thro' the rye."

What is a rye?

A rye is when something is not quite right or has not quite gone according to plan.

What is a plan?

It is a flan with not a lot in it. A plain flan.

What is plain ?

Plain is where the rain in Spain mainly falls.

What is mainly?

Quiet quitting is "mainly" doing the job you are paid for but offering no extras.

What is quitting?

Quitting how you describe making stitched pictures or covers when you don’t have an l on your keyboard.

What is stitched?

When you have been conned - you have been stitched up like a kipper!!!

What's a kipper?

A kipper is someone like me who keeps falling asleep, any where, any time.

What is asleep

A sleep is a sheep which has stupidly tried to jump a ravine and not quite made it!

What is a ravine?

A ravine is when you announce "I'm arriving!" but with a flourish and a fake accent.

What is a flourish?