Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Odd is what Mel calls her Dad Bill ‘Come into the kitchen Daddy Odd and I’ll make yo a cup of tea” she calls
Whats Kitchen ?

Bill Oddy’s daughter Mel?

What is odd ?

Fur Elise is a beautiful melody.

What is a melody?

Clothes were invented to keep us warm because we dont have hair or fur.

What is fur?

A strut is what someone does when they're wearing their best clothes and want to show them off.

What are clothes?

Per-suade is when you go out in your blue suede shoes and you strut like a peacock.

What is a strut?

Excitement is the opposite of incitement when you try to persuade someone not to do something.

What is persuade ?

Scintillating is someone arousing mild sexual excitement by touching your skin.

What is excitement?

What is scintillating?

Refreshing is what you do to your favourite GN threads as you wait for someone to respond to the scintillating "conversation" on the thread that you started.

A beau-tea is a beautiful, refreshing beverage.

What is refreshing?

A doorbell (alt spelling Dourbelle) is a Scottish beauty queen who always looks on the dark side.
What is beauty?

Rebel is when someone rings your doorbell twice

What is doorbell?

A wife, I was once told, only belongs in the kitchen or the bedroom. Sometimes they break out and rebel.

What is rebel?

It’s the Xmas Elf’s wife

What is a wife

It’s a shelf you always put your purse on
What is a shelf ?

It’s a person who thinks only of themselves.

What is a person?

Persecuted is what you do with your lips to look cute in a selfie. (Well, you may think it looks cute to purse your lips).

What is a selfie?

Voice of the Martyrs (VOM) is an international nonprofit organization whose mission is to defend the human rights of persecuted Christians.

What is persecuted?

Heavy is when you feel when you think you might vomit

What is vomit?

Inter rupt(ure) is caused by lifting a heavy body in order to inter it.

What is heavy?

Ignore me!

What is gossip?

Gossip is when you are so shocked at a piece of news that you interrupt saying "Gosh", to take a sip of your wine.

What is interrupt?

Net working is the sum total of work that you've done, excluding the cost of your labour.

What is labour?

Networking is mums at the school gate weaving intricate and complicated webs to catch the smallest bit of gossip.
What is gossip?

Vacuuming is something I should be doing but ai am networking instead.

What is networking?