Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

A crum pet is a small animal, who licks up any crumbs that have dropped and saves you vacuuming.

What is vacuuming?

A planet is a very small unimportant plan. Like, 'I'm going to eat another crumpet in a minute.'

What is a crumpet?

People populate the planet.

What is a planet?

Working is a question, when people say ‘now if I were king today …..’
what are people ?

A Finding is relief that your doorbell is working loudly.

What is working?

A corner is an official who has to make a finding when someone has died.

What is a finding?

A corner is rounded very often.

What is a corner?

Bowels are objects that speak to you in a certain way, sometimes rounded and sometimes misshapen.

What is rounded ?

Believe is like relieve, except it's your bowels.

What is bowels?

Always is the Kama Sutra. 😲 …….or so I’m lead to believe.

What is believe?

Wrong is what my DH is. Always! He acknowledges that this is true! 😂

What is always?

Something is not a solid defined thing!!
Could it be something's wrong? Or he really is something!! Or something borrowed!! Something happening.
Lots of potential things it could be but nothing concrete!!

What is wrong?

Daughter is when someone says, “S/he’d aughter do” something.

What is something?

(Thank you Retread!)

Product is what my daughter says I need when I complain that my hair is flat on top.

What is a daughter?

Best is what every salesman calls his product

What is product

People are a collection of human beings who slways "know" what is best for individuals like me.

What is best?

Letters are people who put homes up for rent.

What are people?

Someone who puts letters in the mail box.

What is letters?

Good one, Squiffy! That was a hard one.

Sometimes posts on GN are ignored and then the poster must wonder what is going on?

What is a poster?

Ide entity was ignored in March and didn't end well for someone!

What is ignored?

Outing is socially revealing a previously concealed gender or sex identity

What is identity?

Criminal is what it was back in the day to wear a crimplene dress to an important outing.

What is an outing?

Connectivity is what criminals get up to

What is criminal?

Many people become distressed when they lose connectivity on their smart phones.

What is connectivity?

Distress is the one I am going to wear tonight. Datress is the one I wore yesterday.

What is yesterday?