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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

Squiffy Wed 01-Feb-23 11:07:08

A crum pet is a small animal, who licks up any crumbs that have dropped and saves you vacuuming.

What is vacuuming?

henetha Wed 01-Feb-23 10:39:04

A planet is a very small unimportant plan. Like, 'I'm going to eat another crumpet in a minute.'

What is a crumpet?

TillyTrotter Wed 01-Feb-23 08:12:00

People populate the planet.

What is a planet?

BlueBelle Wed 01-Feb-23 08:00:25

Working is a question, when people say ‘now if I were king today …..’
what are people ?

Lexisgranny Wed 01-Feb-23 07:05:53

A Finding is relief that your doorbell is working loudly.

What is working?

Retread Wed 01-Feb-23 06:25:55

A corner is an official who has to make a finding when someone has died.

What is a finding?

MrsKen33 Wed 01-Feb-23 03:16:13

A corner is rounded very often.

What is a corner?

nanna8 Wed 01-Feb-23 00:25:35

Bowels are objects that speak to you in a certain way, sometimes rounded and sometimes misshapen.

What is rounded ?

henetha Tue 31-Jan-23 23:32:11

Believe is like relieve, except it's your bowels.

What is bowels?

Doodle Tue 31-Jan-23 22:47:53

Always is the Kama Sutra. 😲 …….or so I’m lead to believe.

What is believe?

Squiffy Tue 31-Jan-23 19:59:43

Wrong is what my DH is. Always! He acknowledges that this is true! 😂

What is always?

swampy1961 Tue 31-Jan-23 19:55:13

Something is not a solid defined thing!!
Could it be something's wrong? Or he really is something!! Or something borrowed!! Something happening.
Lots of potential things it could be but nothing concrete!!

What is wrong?

Squiffy Tue 31-Jan-23 12:57:38

Daughter is when someone says, “S/he’d aughter do” something.

What is something?

(Thank you Retread!)

Retread Tue 31-Jan-23 12:21:22

Product is what my daughter says I need when I complain that my hair is flat on top.

What is a daughter?

Juliet27 Tue 31-Jan-23 11:30:41

Best is what every salesman calls his product

What is product

biglouis Tue 31-Jan-23 11:26:19

People are a collection of human beings who slways "know" what is best for individuals like me.

What is best?

Doodle Mon 30-Jan-23 22:48:45

Letters are people who put homes up for rent.

What are people?

swampy1961 Mon 30-Jan-23 22:23:08

Someone who puts letters in the mail box.

What is letters?

Retread Mon 30-Jan-23 15:17:46

Good one, Squiffy! That was a hard one.

Sometimes posts on GN are ignored and then the poster must wonder what is going on?

What is a poster?

Squiffy Mon 30-Jan-23 14:34:08

Ide entity was ignored in March and didn't end well for someone!

What is ignored?

biglouis Sun 29-Jan-23 16:34:57

Outing is socially revealing a previously concealed gender or sex identity

What is identity?

Retread Sun 29-Jan-23 05:46:16

Criminal is what it was back in the day to wear a crimplene dress to an important outing.

What is an outing?

Doodle Sat 28-Jan-23 20:11:21

Connectivity is what criminals get up to

What is criminal?

TillyTrotter Sat 28-Jan-23 17:33:05

Many people become distressed when they lose connectivity on their smart phones.

What is connectivity?

Wheniwasyourage Sat 28-Jan-23 15:50:04

Distress is the one I am going to wear tonight. Datress is the one I wore yesterday.

What is yesterday?

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