Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

A flop is the opposite of a flip, if you don't flip a pancake it's a flop.

What is a pancake?

Pancake is the ache you feel with pancreatitis

What is an ache.

An ‘ake is a type of fish, sometimes available in a fish and chip shop.

What is available?

I am available but if l wore a habit l might be nunavailable.

What is a habit?

It's a house that a rabbit lives in!!

What's a rabbit?

Rabbit is the croaking sound that frogs make! 🐸

What is a frog?

A frog is a type of purely decorative gold lace fastening found on a ceremonial military jacket.

What is ceremonial?

Sara Monial is my grandsons sports teacher. He really enjoys her lessons.

What is enjoys?

(Well done Ali08 👏)

Enjoy is when an envoy carries a message and really likes their job.

What is carries?

Carries are holes in yourr teeth if you don’t brrush them
What is brush?

A brush is something you can have with death if you’re not very careful

What is a death

Death (aka the grim reaper) is an unpopular character who runs about wielding a big scythe.

What is a scythe?

A scythe (skive) is when you procrastinate when you're supposed to be working.

What is procrastinate?

Failing to procrastinate any longer l am submitting this poor offering, l hope it passes muster.

What is muster?

Muster is when troops assemble for their daily dose of mustard.

What are troops?

Troops are true stories about the oops! 😱 moments in your life.

What are moments?

Moments are magic when two hearts are caring... 🎶

What is magic?

Magic is a light listening radio station which you can put on and then ignore to drown out the neighbours.

What is a listening?

People sometimes lend a listening ear, l don't know what the other ear does at the time, or whether they rotate the ear lent.

What is lent?

Lent is what the idle person did against a wall for most of the day.

What is idle?

Being idle is the new way to be lazy or avoiding work!

What's avoiding?

Avoiding (as opposed to evading) paying taxes is legally allowed because it simply means finding holes in the system.

What is a system?

System (Sis Tem) is Sister Temperance who used to teach at the Convent school.

What is temperance?

Temperance brings back memories. I used to dread my father’s sisters coming to stay. They were always angry and I used to call them the Temper Aunts.

What is dread

Dread is bread that is too dry even for toast. What is toast?