Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Those who are full of hurt (or hate) often use such remarks to cause distress to others.

What is distress?

Erupts is when you abruptly say something hurtful without thinking.

What is hurtful?

Sport is a spot that erupts at great speed.

What is erupts?

Better is someone who gambles on horse racing, football teams and other competitive sports.

What is a sport?

A manufacturer is a bloke who comes along and explains exactly what you are doing wrong and how it's a fact that his way is better.

What's better?

Activities are biscuits that give you energy made by a well known chocolate biscuit manufacturer.

What is a manufacturer?

Bish, bash and bosh are words often quoted to make skilful activities appear easy.

What are activities?

A ‘queue’ is what snooker players use to bash poor little balls on the head with to keep them in their right place
What is bash ?

It’s having to hang around when you’re eight in the queue

What is a queue

A burden is a weight that is hard to lift.

What is weight?

A secret is a burden that you long to pass to others but cannot.

What is a burden?

Mum is what you should keep when you are told a secret.

What is a secret?

Facebook is when you’re a kid and your mum says “get your face out that book and help me”
What’s a mum ?

Meticulous is a ridiculous post on Facebook, or Meta as it now seems to want to be called.

What is Facebook?

Time is hard to keep and must be meticulous when marching to a band.

What is meticulous?

It is when you miss the time you should be there and you are late.

What is time?

(I remember that film, it is good!)

Immortalised is when a quantity surveyor miscalculates the bricks and mortar needed for a Grand Design and you have to live with the mistake!

What is miscalculate?

It's a motorbike!! Indian Scout to be more precise immortalized in a movie with Anthony Hopkins. It's a good movie actually!!

What is immortalized?

Bobbing is what Boy Scouts used to do to earn a bob for a job.

What is a scout?

Schoolboys is when a big group of fish swim about the bobbing buoys
What is bobbing ?

A group of public schoolboys who hang out in a place called Westminster

What are schoolboys?

A whale hmmm - is it a party, where you have a ‘whale of a time’?

What is a party?

Orchestra is when a pod of orcas - killer whales - sing all at the same time.

What is a whale?

The sound two big metal discs make when banged together in an orchestra.

What is an orchestra ?

Yin(g) and yang are symbolic meanings for black and white or light and darkness.

What is symbolic?