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Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

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biglouis Sat 21-Jan-23 10:28:16

(BROOUGHT FORWARD FROM LAST GAME)

What is wisdom?

A type of document used by wizards to help cast their spells.

What are documents?

biglouis Sun 05-Feb-23 11:42:15

Kitchen - Chen is a handsome S Korean singer whom I would like to see him with his kit off.

What is handsome?

Glorianny Sun 05-Feb-23 14:47:41

"handsome" is a good looking bloke who takes more than his fair share of everything ,usually without bothering about anyone else. (as my gran said "'andsome is as 'andsome does"

What is bothering?

TillyTrotter Sun 05-Feb-23 15:22:42

Bothering is a vicious circle of mithering and pottering.

What is vicious?

TillyTrotter Sun 05-Feb-23 15:23:04

*pothering. not pottering.

Retread Sun 05-Feb-23 15:43:36

Vicious circle is what people mean when they sometimes write viscous circle.

What is a circle?

biglouis Mon 06-Feb-23 10:20:29

A circle is something that goes round and round and has no point to it.

What is a point?

Caleo Mon 06-Feb-23 10:27:28

A point is a position in ballet when the dancer stands on tiptoe

Caleo Mon 06-Feb-23 10:28:23

What is a toe?

Squiffy Mon 06-Feb-23 12:31:05

A toe is what our old wrecks of cars used to frequently need.

What is frequently?

Doodle Mon 06-Feb-23 13:45:27

Frequently is something you often get but don’t have to pay for

What is often?

Retread Mon 06-Feb-23 15:29:20

grin

Often is when you get 10% off the selling price of a coveted dress on a sale.

What is coveted?

MrsKen33 Mon 06-Feb-23 16:01:03

It is wrapping a very nice expensive blanket around you when you are cold.

What is cold?

swampy1961 Mon 06-Feb-23 20:28:49

A cold is that horrible thing that gives you a snotty runny nose!

What is snotty?

Retread Tue 07-Feb-23 05:20:35

Snotty is a slip knot.

What is a slip?

MrsKen33 Tue 07-Feb-23 05:27:00

It’s a garment you wear under a skirt. Made of a silky material it had a tendency to slip down below the skirt hem.

What is a hem ?

Retread Tue 07-Feb-23 07:28:09

Ahem is the noise you make when you want to get someone's attention.

What is attention?

Caleo Tue 07-Feb-23 09:52:48

A ttention is knitting too tightly.

What is knitting?

henetha Tue 07-Feb-23 09:58:10

Knitting is trying to get rid of those pesky little bugs that get into children's hair.

What are bugs?

biglouis Tue 07-Feb-23 10:50:15

Bugs are annoying little pests which inhabit electronic equipment to make it go wrong.

What is electronic?

Caleo Tue 07-Feb-23 11:43:37

Electronic is usually alternating current ideas that electrify arguments.

What is argument?

Retread Wed 08-Feb-23 09:15:44

Argument is when you are cross with your partner for disguising his whisky breath by sucking on a peppermint.

What is a breath?

Squiffy Wed 08-Feb-23 12:11:18

Breath is what I’m always out of after trying to be virtuous and exercising.

What is exercising?

Doodle Wed 08-Feb-23 14:41:42

Exercising is when you have an exorcist round to remove your Ex’s presence from the house.

What is presence?

biglouis Wed 08-Feb-23 14:49:18

A presence is an unexplained apparition or spirit experienced during a seance.

What is a seance?

Retread Wed 08-Feb-23 16:35:52

[ Doodle grin is he an ex because of the whisky and the peppermints? ]

A seance is the number of times my ex lectured me and I replied "You could only say that once".

What is a lecture?

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