Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

Kitchen - Chen is a handsome S Korean singer whom I would like to see him with his kit off.

What is handsome?

"handsome" is a good looking bloke who takes more than his fair share of everything ,usually without bothering about anyone else. (as my gran said "'andsome is as 'andsome does"

What is bothering?

Bothering is a vicious circle of mithering and pottering.

What is vicious?

*pothering. not pottering.

Vicious circle is what people mean when they sometimes write viscous circle.

What is a circle?

A circle is something that goes round and round and has no point to it.

What is a point?

A point is a position in ballet when the dancer stands on tiptoe

What is a toe?

A toe is what our old wrecks of cars used to frequently need.

What is frequently?

Frequently is something you often get but don’t have to pay for

What is often?

Often is when you get 10% off the selling price of a coveted dress on a sale.

What is coveted?

It is wrapping a very nice expensive blanket around you when you are cold.

What is cold?

A cold is that horrible thing that gives you a snotty runny nose!

What is snotty?

Snotty is a slip knot.

What is a slip?

It’s a garment you wear under a skirt. Made of a silky material it had a tendency to slip down below the skirt hem.

What is a hem ?

Ahem is the noise you make when you want to get someone's attention.

What is attention?

A ttention is knitting too tightly.

What is knitting?

Knitting is trying to get rid of those pesky little bugs that get into children's hair.

What are bugs?

Bugs are annoying little pests which inhabit electronic equipment to make it go wrong.

What is electronic?

Electronic is usually alternating current ideas that electrify arguments.

What is argument?

Argument is when you are cross with your partner for disguising his whisky breath by sucking on a peppermint.

What is a breath?

Breath is what I’m always out of after trying to be virtuous and exercising.

What is exercising?

Exercising is when you have an exorcist round to remove your Ex’s presence from the house.

What is presence?

A presence is an unexplained apparition or spirit experienced during a seance.

What is a seance?

[ Doodle is he an ex because of the whisky and the peppermints? ]

A seance is the number of times my ex lectured me and I replied "You could only say that once".

What is a lecture?