Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

A leash is used to restrain a dangerous animal from attacking people.

What is attack?

Mutton is when you walk your dog on a leash.

What is a leash?

Dress-age is wearing clothes suitable for your generational group so you dont look like "mutton dressed as lamb".

What is mutton?

Badminton Horse trials showcase lots of horsey type events like dressage, showjumping and cross country.

What is dressage?

A hag guard was one of those keeping a watch on the witches in those awful Salem trials

What are trials

There's a song about an "Okie from Muscogee" by Merle Haggard. I wonder whether the okie was croaky?

What is haggard?

Horse is a very croaky voice especially when you have a cold or flu What is croaky ?

We had a horse neigh-bour called Daisy. She bit my hand when I fed her!

What is a horse?

Neglect is when you forget to wear your negligée whilst hanging out the washing and your neighbour sees you!

What is a neighbour?

A lover feels a warm attraction to another person or creature, sometimes neglecting other relationships.

What is neglect?

Boring is how a lover looks deep into your eyes (His eyes bored into mine) 😁

What is a lover?

When things are different they are not the same which stops life from being boring.

What is boring?

Hoover is a different word for a Farrier

What is different

Ation refers to an action or situation when you get out the vac(uum) cleaner and hoover just the bits you can see.

What is a hoover?

Well you ve heard of a vacation well a situation is the same but you stay sitting down all week
What’s a vacation ?

You need to have nerves of steel in certain situations and not be a scared-y cat.

What is a situation?

😂

It’s what a scared horse does

What is scared

Bash is something you can be full of if you’re shy.

What is shy?

Effort is to have a bash at something!!

What is bash?

Man-age-ment is the way some men managed to age well without putting any effort into it.
What is effort.

Window(s) is a computer management system which keeps changing so you have to buy the latest version.

What is management?

Ferry is a very posh way of talking about little winged people
As in ‘oh look mother dear, there is a little ferry flying past the window’
What is a window

(took me a while).

It is what we say when we go on the ferry and we say "We are going to French France".

What is a ferry?

It’s when you’ve filled yourself up on too much French bread

What is French

Experience is an event that makes an impression on someone - this can be good as in enjoyable or bad as a painful broken leg!

What is painful?