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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

crazyH Thu 07-Dec-23 13:40:48

Let’s move on to pleasanter things
Christmas carols with five gold rings
Trees twinkling with lights

Salti Thu 07-Dec-23 15:12:58

Let’s move on to pleasanter things
Christmas carols with five gold rings
Trees twinkling with lights
Mulled wine on cold nights

crazyH Thu 07-Dec-23 15:20:18

Let’s move on to pleasanter things
Christmas carols with five gold rings
Trees twinkling with lights
Mulled wine on cold nights
Mince pies, stollen, other such things.

Nativity plays make me smile

BrightandBreezy Fri 08-Dec-23 00:11:19

Nativity plays make me smile
I haven't seen one for a while

VB000 Sat 09-Dec-23 11:08:41

Nativity plays make me smile
I haven't seen one for a while
Who will be Sheep 3?

Ashcombe Sat 09-Dec-23 22:09:44

Nativity plays make me smile
I haven't seen one for a while
Who will be Sheep 3?
The kings bend the knee,

Salti Tue 12-Dec-23 09:01:57

Nativity plays make me smile
I haven't seen one for a while
Who will be Sheep 3?
The kings bend the knee,
Joseph has legged it down the Nile

Salti Tue 12-Dec-23 09:21:49

Nativity plays make me smile
I haven't seen one for a while
Who will be Sheep 3?
The kings bend the knee,
Joseph has legged it down the Nile

Sorry....

As children we roamed far and wide

VB000 Tue 12-Dec-23 11:20:52

As children we roamed far and wide
Off on a ramble or bike ride

BrightandBreezy Tue 12-Dec-23 22:17:39

As children we roamed far and wide
Off on a ramble or bike ride
Independent play

crazyH Wed 13-Dec-23 00:52:27

As children we roamed far and wide
Off on a ramble or bike ride
Independent play
Though mums had a say

henetha Wed 13-Dec-23 10:27:04

As children we roamed far and wide
Off on a ramble or bike ride
Independent play
Though mums had a say
Sometimes I ran away to hide.

But rumbling tummy brought me back.

Salti Wed 13-Dec-23 11:49:00

But rumbling tummy brought me back.
In need of a good hearty snack

henetha Sun 17-Dec-23 11:29:15

But rumbling tummy brought me back.
In need of a good hearty snack.
Got sent up to bed

BrightandBreezy Sun 17-Dec-23 22:37:49

But rumbling tummy brought me back
In need of a good hearty snack
Got sent up to bed
Cuddled up with my ted

Juliet27 Tue 19-Dec-23 08:44:54

But rumbling tummy brought me back
In need of a good hearty snack
Got sent up to bed
Cuddled up with my ted
He comforts after any flak

I still have my dear old teddy

crazyH Tue 19-Dec-23 10:56:55

I still have my dear old teddy
He sleeps with me in my beddy

VB000 Tue 19-Dec-23 13:28:47

I still have my dear old teddy
He sleeps with me in my beddy
His eyes are still bright

GoldenLady Tue 19-Dec-23 15:52:32

I still have my dear old teddy
He sleeps with me in my beddy
His eyes are still bright
His fur is still white

BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 20:52:34

I still have my dear old teddy
He sleeps with me in my beddy
His eyes are still bright
His fur is still white
For cuddles he's always ready.

He lies next to my little dog

Juliet27 Wed 20-Dec-23 07:31:13

He lies next to my little dog
And we all sleep just like a log

VB000 Wed 20-Dec-23 09:00:08

He lies next to my little dog
And we all sleep just like a log
A peaceful nights' sleep

GoldenLady Wed 20-Dec-23 15:43:01

He lies next to my little dog
And we all sleep just like a log
A peaceful nights' sleep
And dreams we will keep

crazyH Wed 20-Dec-23 20:35:02

He lies next to my little dog
And we all sleep just like a log
A peaceful nights' sleep
And dreams we will keep
And wake up with awful brain fog

Christmas gets me all in a tizz

BrightandBreezy Wed 20-Dec-23 23:07:36

Christmas gets me all in a tizz
I'll relax with a glass of fizz

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