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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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VB000 Mon 08-Jan-24 09:34:15

Maybe he sounds a bit boring
Although he loves going touring

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Jane71 Mon 08-Jan-24 10:17:56

Maybe he sounds a bit boring
Although he loves going touring
He's gentle and kind

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Jan-24 11:39:29

Maybe he sounds a bit boring
Although he loves going touring
He's gentle and kind
And he doesn’t mind

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Salti Mon 08-Jan-24 13:45:48

Maybe he sounds a bit boring
Although he loves going touring
He's gentle and kind
And he doesn’t mind
Putting up with noisy snoring

I've had an adventurous life

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Jan-24 13:59:35

I've had an adventurous life
Although it’s sometimes caused me strife

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crazyH Mon 08-Jan-24 14:21:38

I've had an adventurous life
Although it’s sometimes caused me strife
Troubles a-plenty

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Jan-24 16:10:25

I've had an adventurous life
Although it’s sometimes caused me strife
Troubles a-plenty
Since I was twenty

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65KL Mon 08-Jan-24 18:18:54

I've had an adventurous life
Although it's sometimes caused me strife
Troubles a-plenty
Since I was twenty
Full of fun,didn't need a wife

But old man age crept up on me

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Salti Mon 08-Jan-24 19:35:31

But old man age crept up on me
Amsterdam herbs helped set me free

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VB000 Tue 09-Jan-24 09:22:36

But old man age crept up on me
Amsterdam herbs helped set me free
My troubles all went

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BrightandBreezy Tue 09-Jan-24 16:14:05

But old man age crept up on me
Amsterdam herbs helped set me free
My troubles all went
In money a dent

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65KL Wed 10-Jan-24 16:44:46

But old man age crept up on me
Amsterdam herbs helped set me free
My troubles all went
In money a dent
Get Up! There's still more world to see

The other night I had a dream

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BrightandBreezy Thu 11-Jan-24 00:45:52

The other night I had a dream
Scored a goal in a football team

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GoldenLady Fri 12-Jan-24 15:00:58

The other night I had a dream
Scored a goal in a football team
I woke up feeling young

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VB000 Mon 15-Jan-24 11:32:19

The other night I had a dream
Scored a goal in a football team
I woke up feeling young
And less highly strung

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Salti Mon 15-Jan-24 11:47:56

The other night I had a dream
Scored a goal in a football team
I woke up feeling young
And less highly strung
Like the cat who's just got the cream

The cream was brought by the milkman

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Jan-24 15:19:35

The cream was brought by the milkman
It came in an elegant silk can

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65KL Mon 15-Jan-24 23:54:00

The cream was brought by the milkman
It came in an elegant silk can
Took a little sip

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BrightandBreezy Tue 16-Jan-24 00:22:42

The cream was brought by the milkman
It came in an elegant silk can
Took a little sip
Cream all round my lip

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BrightandBreezy Fri 19-Jan-24 01:24:16

The cream was brought by the milkman
It came in an elegant silk can
Took a little sip
Cream all round my lip
Really not a look that was glam.

I wish I was more elegant

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65KL Fri 19-Jan-24 07:05:02

I wish I was more elegant
Instead I stomp like elephant

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VB000 Fri 19-Jan-24 10:58:58

I wish I was more elegant
Instead I stomp like elephant
Or a white rhino

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Salti Sun 21-Jan-24 19:16:04

wish I was more elegant
Instead I stomp like elephant
Or a white rhino
On the cold lino

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BrightandBreezy Mon 22-Jan-24 00:40:47

I wish I was more elegant
Instead I stomp like elephant
Or a white rhino
On the cold lino
Which makes me feel irrelevant

I think I'll go into training

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65KL Mon 22-Jan-24 03:56:41

I think I'll go into training
But it's all a bit too straining

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