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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Salti Sat 03-Jun-23 20:57:41

At the start of a heady romance,
So much can be said with a glance

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Juliet27 Sun 04-Jun-23 10:02:18

good line Salti 😀

At the start of a heady romance,
So much can be said with a glance
Butterfly feelings

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crazyH Sun 04-Jun-23 12:02:38

At the start of a heady romance,
So much can be said with a glance
Butterfly feelings
Head reeling

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henetha Sun 04-Jun-23 12:16:23

At the start of a heady romance,
So much can be said with a glance
Butterfly feelings
Head reeling
I do hope I'm in with a chance.

I'm so tired of being alone

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Salti Sun 04-Jun-23 12:21:23

I'm so tired of being alone
An empty house when I come home

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crazyH Sun 04-Jun-23 13:55:01

I'm so tired of being alone
An empty house when I come home
No one to greet me

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Jun-23 16:22:09

I'm so tired of being alone
An empty house when I come home
No one to greet me
Or fondly to meet me

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Juliet27 Mon 05-Jun-23 07:16:30

I'm so tired of being alone
An empty house when I come home
No one to greet me
Or fondly to meet me
Through dating sites I’d better roam

I shouldn’t have left an old flame

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VB000 Mon 05-Jun-23 11:09:44

I shouldn’t have left an old flame
But he seemed a little bit lame

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Jun-23 13:53:22

I shouldn't have left an old flame
But he seemed a little but lame
I craved excitement

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Salti Mon 05-Jun-23 14:41:59

I shouldn't have left an old flame
But he seemed a little bit lame
I craved excitement
Fun a requirement

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GoldenLady Mon 05-Jun-23 18:25:29

I shouldn't have left an old flame
But he seemed a little bit lame
I craved excitement
Fun a requirement
For my loneliness I am to blame.

An ostrich digs deep in the sand

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VB000 Tue 06-Jun-23 10:39:09

An ostrich digs deep in the sand
Far away in a distant land

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GoldenLady Tue 06-Jun-23 14:42:21

An ostrich digs deep in the sand
Far away in a distant land
He sticks in his head

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Salti Wed 07-Jun-23 16:32:36

An ostrich digs deep in the sand
Far away in a distant land
He sticks in his head
There goes his street cred

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CazzJazz Wed 07-Jun-23 17:34:54

An ostrich digs deep in the sand
Far away in a distant land
He sticks in his head
There goes his street cred
Not at all what he had planned

It's really so good to dream

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Jangran99 Wed 07-Jun-23 19:13:19

It's really so good to dream
Unless nightmares which make you scream

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Juliet27 Thu 08-Jun-23 07:43:26

It's really so good to dream
Unless nightmares which make you scream
To wake with a smile

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crazyH Thu 08-Jun-23 09:32:01

It's really so good to dream
Unless nightmares which make you scream
To wake with a smile
Is quite worthwhile

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henetha Thu 08-Jun-23 10:47:17

It's really so good to dream
Unless nightmares which make you scream,
To wake with a smile
Is quite worthwhile,
All day you recall what you've seen.

I dreamed I'm alone in Venice

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Salti Thu 08-Jun-23 12:01:25

I dreamed I'm alone in Venice
I've lost my young cousin Dennis

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GoldenLady Thu 08-Jun-23 14:17:04

I dreamed I'm alone in Venice
I've lost my young cousin Dennis
In a gondola he's found

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henetha Fri 09-Jun-23 10:21:25

I dreamed I'm alone in Venice
I've lost my young cousin Dennis
A gondola found
Him on solid ground,

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henetha Fri 09-Jun-23 10:22:40

Sorry, GoldenLady. Changed it slightly to make it fit the limerick pattern of 88558 syllables.

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VB000 Fri 09-Jun-23 10:38:38

I dreamed I'm alone in Venice
I've lost my young cousin Dennis
A gondola found
Him on solid ground,
Calling "Anyone for tennis?"

Glad I don't live in Wimbledon

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