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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Sept-23 08:23:00

My hairdresser has quite poor sight
And my new hair-do - what a fright

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crazyH Fri 08-Sept-23 09:16:57

My hairdresser has quite poor sight
And my new hair-do - what a fright
She gave me a ‘punk’

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GoldenLady Fri 08-Sept-23 13:55:33

My hairdresser has quite poor sight
And my new hair-do - what a fright
She gave me a ‘punk’
And I look like a monk

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Salti Fri 08-Sept-23 14:52:55

My hairdresser has quite poor sight
And my new hair-do - what a fright
She gave me a ‘punk’
And I look like a monk
Now I only leave home at night

My husband has the curliest hair

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Sept-23 15:11:58

My husband has the curliest hair
I used to wish I’d had a share

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crazyH Fri 08-Sept-23 19:46:34

My husband has the curliest hair
I used to wish I’d had a share
He looked like Starsky

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crazyH Fri 08-Sept-23 19:47:30

Sorry
My husband has the curliest hair
I used to wish I’d had a share
He looks like Starsky

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Sept-23 06:20:32

My husband has the curliest hair
I used to wish I’d had a share
He looks like Starsky
At least not Trotsky

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 10-Sept-23 09:40:36

My husband has the curliest hair
I used to wish I'd had a share
He looks like Starsky
At least not Trotsky
But then. life has never been fair.

Tom thought, that in this extreme heat

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GoldenLady Sun 10-Sept-23 14:29:50

Tom thought, that in this extreme heat
He'd let the air cool off his feet

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crazyH Mon 11-Sept-23 21:55:57

Tom thought, that in this extreme heat
He'd let the air cool off his feet
A creepy crawly

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Juliet27 Tue 12-Sept-23 06:39:00

Tom thought, that in this extreme heat
He'd let the air cool off his feet
A creepy crawly
A maggot surely 😱

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VB000 Tue 12-Sept-23 11:12:31

Tom thought, that in this extreme heat
He'd let the air cool off his feet
A creepy crawly
A maggot surely 😱
(A Cockney one) thought "plates of meat"

He gave a yell and shook it off

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Salti Tue 12-Sept-23 13:08:31

He gave a yell and shook it off
It landed on a proper toff

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Sept-23 07:39:10

😄 VB000

He gave a yell and shook it off
It landed on a proper toff
Whose skin was so tough

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crazyH Wed 13-Sept-23 10:30:36

He gave a yell and shook it off
It landed on a proper toff
Whose skin was so tough
And really quite rough

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Sept-23 15:00:57

He gave a yell and shook it off
It landed on a proper toff
Whose skin was so tough
And really quite rough
He shook the thing off with one cough

And now, it is coming for yooooooou!

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Juliet27 Wed 13-Sept-23 15:25:33

And now, it is coming for yooooooou!
Hoping to have a good old chew!

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Salti Thu 14-Sept-23 09:06:42

And now, it is coming for yooooooou!
Hoping to have a good old chew!
I'm going to hide

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VB000 Thu 14-Sept-23 11:37:21

And now, it is coming for yooooooou!
Hoping to have a good old chew!
I'm going to hide
It's on a joyride

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Sept-23 11:00:06

And now, it is coming for yooooooou!
Hoping to have a good old chew!
I'm going to hide
It's on a joyride
But it’s turned into a fly - phew!

U.K. weather varies so much

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GoldenLady Mon 18-Sept-23 16:29:06

U.K. weather varies so much
My pearls I am tempted to clutch

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VB000 Tue 19-Sept-23 10:29:20

U.K. weather varies so much
My pearls I am tempted to clutch
An autumn day here

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Salti Tue 19-Sept-23 10:44:21

U.K. weather varies so much
My pearls I am tempted to clutch
An autumn day here
Much colder, I fear

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GoldenLady Tue 19-Sept-23 14:59:29

U.K. weather varies so much
My pearls I am tempted to clutch
An autumn day here
Much colder, I fear
A wee nip of frost, just a touch

Here, it is lovely today

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