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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

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Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍

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SeaWoozle Fri 23-Feb-24 10:40:39

I'd like to explain all the shouting
Also the sulking and pouting
My cat's just knocked over

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Feb-24 00:46:20

I'd like to explain all the shouting
Also the sulking and pouting
My cat's just knocked over
A vase bought in Dover

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SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 00:58:09

I'd like to explain all the shouting
Also the sulking and pouting
My cat's just knocked over
A vase bought in Dover
Now I've nothing to put my rose in'

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SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 00:58:48

If rhinos could sing all the words

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crazyH Sat 24-Feb-24 00:59:46

I'd like to explain all the shouting
Also the sulking and pouting
My cat's just knocked over
A vase bought in Dover
And it was a genuine Ming😫

I was born with one lazy eye

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Salti Sat 24-Feb-24 09:11:23

I was born with one lazy eye
It won't even bother to cry

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henetha Sat 24-Feb-24 10:00:33

I was born with one lazy eye
It won't even bother to cry
Would physio help?

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Feb-24 15:44:43

I was born with one lazy eye
It won't even bother to cry
Would physio help?
Or a loud, sudden yelp?

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SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 18:34:02

:44GoldenLady

I was born with one lazy eye
It won't even bother to cry
Would physio help?
Or a loud, sudden yelp?
Or just put it into a pie?

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SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 18:34:54

Angela's broken her toaster

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Gwyllt Sat 24-Feb-24 23:19:53

Angela's broken her toaster
As she put her cup on a coaster

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SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 23:28:34

Angela's broken her toaster
As she put her cup on a coaster
Her bread it got stuck

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BrightandBreezy Mon 26-Feb-24 00:14:50

Angela's broken her toaster
As she put her cup on a coaster
Her bread it go stuck
Was very bad luck

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GoldenLady Mon 26-Feb-24 00:17:52

Angela's broken her toaster
As she put her cup on a coaster
Her bread it go stuck
Was very bad luck
And her toaster now thinks it's a roaster

A nice cup of tea is a drink

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crazyH Mon 26-Feb-24 19:40:25

A nice cup of tea is a drink
Which I have every time I think

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SeaWoozle Mon 26-Feb-24 22:04:04

19:40crazyH

A nice cup of tea is a drink
Which I have every time I think
Of being constructive

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crazyH Mon 26-Feb-24 22:10:03

A nice cup of tea is a drink
Which I have every time I think
Of being constructive
My brain’s destructive

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SeaWoozle Mon 26-Feb-24 22:12:43

A nice cup of tea is a drink
Which I have every time I think
Of being constructive
My brain’s destructive
So I just pour my tea down the sink

I can't find my turtle called Louis

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crazyH Mon 26-Feb-24 22:19:15

I can't find my turtle called Louis
Went for a swim in Missouri

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SeaWoozle Tue 27-Feb-24 00:42:33

I can't find my turtle called Louis
Went for a swim in Missouri
He's forgotten his goggles

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Feb-24 16:28:32

I can't find my turtle called Louis
Went for a swim in Missouri
He's forgotten his goggles
At this scene, the mind boggles

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crazyH Wed 28-Feb-24 15:49:27

I can't find my turtle called Louis
Went for a swim in Missouri
He's forgotten his goggles
At this scene, the mind boggles
He was picked up by friend Yuri

I need something to cheer me up

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SeaWoozle Wed 28-Feb-24 16:40:12

I need something to cheer me up
A reindeer called Buttercup?
Or a block of nice cheese
A walk in the breeze
Or a humongous hug in a cup?

🤗🤗

My postman's got lost in the snow

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crazyH Wed 28-Feb-24 21:06:36

My postman's got lost in the snow
They’re searching for him, high and low

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Salti Wed 28-Feb-24 21:18:44

My postman's got lost in the snow
They’re searching for him, high and low
He fell in a drift

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