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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Salti Fri 21-Jul-23 18:34:17

They wear false beards and funny wigs
In the hope that nobody twigs
Who knows what goes on?
When fishnets they don

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Wenmore Sat 22-Jul-23 11:43:22

They wear false beards and funny wigs
In the hope that nobody twigs
Who knows what goes on?
When fishnets they don
Prepared for the zaniest gigs

The princess envied her sister's palace

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GoldenLady Sat 22-Jul-23 13:42:26

The princess envied her sister's palace
Her attitude was full of malice

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crazyH Sat 22-Jul-23 15:29:32

The princess envied her sister's palace
Her attitude was full of malice
She set it alight

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Juliet27 Sun 23-Jul-23 17:28:27

The princess envied her sister's palace
Her attitude was full of malice
She set it alight
And ignored their plight

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Jul-23 19:05:11

The princess envied her sister's palace
Her attitude was full of malice
She set it alight
And ignored their plight,
Just how could she be so callous.

Here comes their fairy godmother

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VB000 Mon 24-Jul-23 10:37:52

Here comes their fairy godmother
Her tutu's giving her bother

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 24-Jul-23 14:57:34

Here comes their fairy godmother
Her tutu's giving her bother
It's stuck 'tween her knees

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GoldenLady Mon 24-Jul-23 18:16:23

Here comes their fairy godmother
Her tutu's giving her bother
It's stuck 'tween her knees
And flew off in a breeze

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Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 20:02:45

Here comes their fairy godmother
Her tutu's giving her bother
It's stuck 'tween her knees
And flew off in a breeze
Is it her mother or brother?

A hobgoblin has broken free

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crazyH Mon 24-Jul-23 20:09:20

A hobgoblin has broken free
I think I saw him up the tree

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VB000 Tue 25-Jul-23 10:58:24

A hobgoblin has broken free
I think I saw him up the tree
He matches the leaves

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 11:54:51

A hobgoblin has broken free
I think I saw him up the tree
He matches the leaves,
Glad he’s not in the eavesf

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Jul-23 15:49:27

A hobgoblin has broken free
I think I saw him up the tree
He matches the leaves,
Glad he’s not in the eaves
I'm hoping he hasn't seen me!

Is it Halloween in July?

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 25-Jul-23 16:16:19

Is it Halloween in July
I'm feeling witchy and sly

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Squiffy Tue 25-Jul-23 16:53:42

Is it Halloween in July
I'm feeling witchy and sly
My cauldron’s ready

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 17:24:07

Is it Halloween in July
I'm feeling witchy and sly
My cauldron’s ready
My broom’s quite steady

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Jul-23 19:17:36

Is it Halloween in July
I'm feeling witchy and sly
My cauldron’s ready
My broom’s quite steady
To cast a spell I shall try.

Abracadabra kazoo

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crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 20:35:00

Abracadabra kazoo
Please give sight to Mr Magoo

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 26-Jul-23 08:36:48

Abracadabra kazoo
Please five sight to Mr Magoo
Three witches are here

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henetha Wed 26-Jul-23 10:23:50

Abracadabra kazoo
Please give sight to Mr Magoo
Three witches are here
They fill us with fear,

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Salti Wed 26-Jul-23 10:46:47

Abracadabra kazoo
Please give sight to Mr Magoo
Three witches are here
They fill us with fear,
Their cauldren is not only for stew

Their broomsticks use no gas or oil

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VB000 Wed 26-Jul-23 11:49:06

Their broomsticks use no gas or oil
Yet the cauldron is on the boil

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GoldenLady Wed 26-Jul-23 14:28:45

Their broomsticks use no gas or oil
Yet the cauldron is on the boil
What gives them their power?

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Juliet27 Thu 27-Jul-23 08:53:48

Their broomsticks use no gas or oil
Yet the cauldron is on the boil
What gives them their power?
It seems they just glower

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