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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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Gwyllt Sun 11-Feb-24 23:51:59

At least she still has her teeth
Not like poor old uncle Keith
Lost his in a fight
His falsies were white

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GoldenLady Mon 12-Feb-24 15:43:25

At least she still has her teeth
Not like poor old uncle Keith
Lost his in a fight
His falsies were white
And he says, "May I have thum more, pleathe?"

Minerva just stepped in a puddle

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Mollygo Mon 12-Feb-24 18:34:39

Minerva just stepped in a puddle
Saying, I’m all in a muddle

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Bellanonna Mon 12-Feb-24 19:59:55

At least she still has her teeth
Not like poor old uncle Keith
Lost his in a fight
Along with his sight

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GoldenLady Tue 13-Feb-24 14:43:06

Minerva just stepped in a puddle
Saying, I’m all in a muddle
How shall I get dry?

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65KL Tue 13-Feb-24 15:04:29

Minerva just stepped in a puddle
Saying ,I'm all in a muddle
How shall I get dry ?
"My Oh My" she cry

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Salti Tue 13-Feb-24 16:16:47

Minerva just stepped in a puddle
Saying ,I'm all in a muddle
How shall I get dry ?
"My Oh My" she cry
"Please come and give me a cuddle"

Madaleine lived in a windmill

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crazyH Tue 13-Feb-24 17:31:34

Madaleine lived in a windmill
Which was on top of a hill

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Mollygo Tue 13-Feb-24 18:17:55

Madaleine lived in a windmill
Which was on top of a hill
She filled sacks with flour

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Bellanonna Tue 13-Feb-24 18:37:06

Madaleine lived in a windmill
Which was on top of a hill
She filled sacks with flour
Several every hour

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crazyH Tue 13-Feb-24 19:05:13

Madaleine lived in a windmill
Which was on top of a hill
She filled sacks with flour
Several every hour
Her weak lungs, they almost did kill

It’s really quite a sad tale

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65KL Tue 13-Feb-24 19:38:08

It's really quite a sad tale
How Jim ended up in jail

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Salti Wed 14-Feb-24 11:15:50

It's really quite a sad tale
How Jim ended up in jail
He was led astray

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Bellanonna Wed 14-Feb-24 14:26:11

It's really quite a sad tale
How Jim ended up in jail
He was led astray
By a man in grey

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Feb-24 15:42:54

It's really quite a sad tale
How Jim ended up in jail
He was led astray
By a man in grey
The details would make you go pale

And then, there's the story of Mort

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Squiffy Thu 15-Feb-24 16:30:12

And then, there's the story of Mort
Whose whole life was extremely fraught

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65KL Thu 15-Feb-24 16:39:40

And then, there's the story of Mort
Wanted to be an astronaut

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Salti Fri 16-Feb-24 08:53:24

And then, there's the story of Mort
Whose whole life was extremely fraught
He lacked common sense

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Mollygo Fri 16-Feb-24 09:07:16

And then, there's the story of Mort
Whose whole life was extremely fraught
He lacked common sense
And always seemed tense

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Feb-24 17:14:11

And then, there's the story of Mort
Whose whole life was extremely fraught
He lacked common sense
And always seemed tense
To take a vacation he ought

Penelope just loved to travel

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Mollygo Fri 16-Feb-24 17:33:27

Penelope just loved to travel
And let her stresses unravel

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crazyH Fri 16-Feb-24 20:41:40

Penelope just loved to travel
And let her stresses unravel
Went to the North Pole

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Bellanonna Fri 16-Feb-24 22:38:53

Penelope just loved to travel
And let her stresses unravel
Went to the North Pole
Achieving her goal

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Feb-24 15:20:30

Penelope just loved to travel
And let her stresses unravel
Went to the North Pole
Achieving her goal
Learned not to argue or cavil

And she was a lawyer, to boot!

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BrightandBreezy Sun 18-Feb-24 00:26:34

And she was a lawyer, to boot
Defended criminals with loot

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