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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities šŸ‘
And silence it cuts like a knife

Juliet27 Thu 25-May-23 08:08:11

Sadly, there’s not much happening here
Metre sticks must be causing fear
An obsolete rule

VB000 Thu 25-May-23 08:54:58

Sadly, there’s not much happening here
Metre sticks must be causing fear
It's all so tricky

Juliet27 Thu 25-May-23 11:29:28

Sadly, there’s not much happening here
Metre sticks must be causing fear
It's all so tricky
Rules strict but not stick(y)šŸ˜‰

GoldenLady Thu 25-May-23 15:10:50

Sadly, there’s not much happening here
Metre sticks must be causing fear
It's all so tricky
Rules strict but not stick(y)
I think we should all get a beer.

The newspaper's always upsetting

Mollygo Thu 25-May-23 16:05:58

The newspaper's always upsetting
With stuff I’m better forgetting

CazzJazz Thu 25-May-23 17:28:49

The newspaper's always upsetting
With stuff I'm better forgetting
All doom and gloom

VB000 Fri 26-May-23 09:05:37

The newspaper's always upsetting
With stuff I'm better forgetting
All doom and gloom
But gardens in bloom

GoldenLady Fri 26-May-23 14:49:23

The newspaper's always upsetting
With stuff I'm better forgetting
All doom and gloom
But gardens in bloom
Are good when your mood needs resetting

Aunt Mabel was usually grumpy

Squiffy Fri 26-May-23 14:55:24

Sadly, there’s not much happening here
Metre sticks must be causing fear
We must get it right

Squiffy Fri 26-May-23 14:56:41

Sorry, ignore mine - wrong page! blush

Squiffy Fri 26-May-23 15:01:14

Aunt Mabel was usually grumpy
Her clothes were awfully frumpy

CazzJazz Fri 26-May-23 15:15:17

Aunt Mabel was usually grumpy
Her clothes were awfully frumpy
She'd forever complain

Juliet27 Fri 26-May-23 18:14:57

Aunt Mabel was usually grumpy
Her clothes were awfully frumpy
She'd forever complain
Was full of disdain

Jangran99 Sat 27-May-23 10:25:09

Aunt Mabel was usually grumpy
Her clothes were awfully frumpy
She'd forever complain
Was full of disdain
For gravy a wee bit lumpy.

Yet her sponge was more like a brick

GoldenLady Sat 27-May-23 15:31:31

Yet her sponge was more like a
And her gravy was heavy and thick

Juliet27 Sat 27-May-23 16:41:55

Yet her sponge was more like a brick
And her gravy was heavy and thick
But never her fault

CazzJazz Sat 27-May-23 17:35:59

Yet her sponge was more like a brick
And her gravy was heavy and thick
But never her fault
She'd use too much salt

Juliet27 Sun 28-May-23 06:49:31

Yet her sponge was more like a brick
And her gravy was heavy and thick
But never her fault
She'd use too much salt
And made all her family sick

It’s best to let sleeping dogs lie

Salti Sun 28-May-23 06:57:01

Sadly, there’s not much happening here
Metre sticks must be causing fear
Sticks and stones break bones

Grany Sun 28-May-23 11:14:51

It’s best to let sleeping dogs lie
And get on with your life so try

crazyH Sun 28-May-23 14:00:44

It’s best to let sleeping dogs lie
And get on with your life so try
You can’t change the past

GoldenLady Sun 28-May-23 14:24:07

It’s best to let sleeping dogs lie
And get on with your life so try
You can’t change the past
Bad memories won't last

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-May-23 15:42:08

It's best to let sleeping dogs lie
And get on with your life so try
You can't change the past
Bad memories don't last
Life's full of ups and downs, oh my.

So, let's be philosophical

Juliet27 Sun 28-May-23 16:46:47

So, let's be philosophical
Life’s not all diabolical

Mollygo Sun 28-May-23 19:32:11

So, let's be philosophical
Life’s not all diabolical
Some days are delight

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