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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

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henetha Sat 21-Oct-23 10:15:43

Fairy Godmother stole the show
I was sitting in the front row
And I stole her wand

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Salti Sat 21-Oct-23 10:37:57

Fairy Godmother stole the show
I was sitting in the front row
And I stole her wand
Boy, did she respond

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crazyH Sat 21-Oct-23 10:45:58

Fairy Godmother stole the show
I was sitting in the front row
And I stole her wand
Boy, did she respond
She threw stage props at me, all four.

‘Security’ was called, I ran

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Mollygo Sat 21-Oct-23 12:19:56

Security’ was called, I ran
As only a fit Grandma can

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keepcalmandcavachon Sat 21-Oct-23 20:43:46

Security’ was called, I ran
As only a fit Grandma can
Soon reached the door

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henetha Sun 22-Oct-23 10:13:20

Security’ was called, I ran
As only a fit Grandma can
Soon reached the door,
"Help" I implore

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BrightandBreezy Sun 22-Oct-23 16:56:15

Security was called, I ran
As only a fit Grandma can
Soon reached the door,
'Help' I implore
As I leapt on a handy tram.

The passengers got a real shock

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Salti Sun 22-Oct-23 18:27:28

The passengers got a real shock
An old lady without her frock

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crazyH Sun 22-Oct-23 18:52:13

The passengers got a real shock
An old lady without her frock
They looked with disdain

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VB000 Mon 23-Oct-23 09:28:30

The passengers got a real shock
An old lady without her frock
They looked with disdain
"Oh no, not again!"

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BrightandBreezy Mon 23-Oct-23 18:13:44

The passengers got a real shock
An old lady without her frock
They looked with disdain
'Oh no, not again'
It was really hard not to mock.

The grandkids are coming next week

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Bellanonna Mon 23-Oct-23 19:05:08

The grandkids are coming next week
Housework will be right up the creek

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crazyH Mon 23-Oct-23 19:41:22

The grandkids are coming next week
Housework will be right up the creek
Baking and painting

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Mollygo Mon 23-Oct-23 19:50:55

The grandkids are coming next week
Housework will be right up the creek
Baking and painting
Bed time? I’m fainting.

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crazyH Mon 23-Oct-23 19:56:52

The grandkids are coming next week
Housework will be right up the creek
Baking and painting
Bed time? I’m fainting.
At midnight, my room I shall seek

I do love them, don’t get me wrong

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BrightandBreezy Tue 24-Oct-23 02:01:09

I do love them don't get me wrong
With play then bedtime with a song

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henetha Tue 24-Oct-23 10:37:11

I do love them don't get me wrong
With play then bedtime with a song,
But oh when they sleep

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crazyH Tue 24-Oct-23 10:46:17

I do love them don't get me wrong
With play then bedtime with a song,
But oh when they sleep
It’s bliss, not a peep

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Bellanonna Tue 24-Oct-23 11:09:29

I do love them don't get me wrong
With play then bedtime with a song,
But oh when they sleep
It’s bliss, not a peep
Though 12 hours might just be too long

Today we’ll go out on for a run

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VB000 Tue 24-Oct-23 12:53:56

Today we’ll go out on for a run
They say it's supposed to be fun

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GoldenLady Tue 24-Oct-23 14:55:35

Today we’ll go out on for a run
They say it's supposed to be fun
But they'll leave me behind

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NanKate Wed 25-Oct-23 07:36:09

Today we’ll go out on for a run
They say it's supposed to be fun
But they'll leave me behind
It is such a great bind

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GoldenLady Wed 25-Oct-23 14:18:46

Today we’ll go out on for a run
They say it's supposed to be fun
But they'll leave me behind
It is such a great bind
To be honest, I'm glad when it's done

Kids love to blow lovely bubbles

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BrightandBreezy Thu 26-Oct-23 00:02:40

Kids love to blow lovely bubbles
While Grandpa stands there and mumbles

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henetha Thu 26-Oct-23 10:23:27

Kids love to blow lovely bubbles
While Grandpa stands there and mumbles
But they just ignore

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