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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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crazyH Sun 04-Feb-24 17:30:36

A juggler whose name was Zeke
Could juggle apples and a leak
But came a cropper

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Gwyllt Sun 04-Feb-24 17:39:26

A juggler whose name was Zeke
Could juggle apples and a leak
But came a cropper
Out popped the stopper

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Salti Mon 05-Feb-24 10:02:22

A juggler whose name was Zeke
Could juggle apples and a leak
But came a cropper
Out popped the stopper
Of his rum, causing him to shriek

The big top has been packed away

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VB000 Mon 05-Feb-24 10:38:09

The big top has been packed away
It's out again this Saturday

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GoldenLady Mon 05-Feb-24 17:33:17

The big top has been packed away
It's out again this Saturday
Unless there is snow

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crazyH Mon 05-Feb-24 17:44:14

The big top has been packed away
It's out again this Saturday
Unless there is snow
I think I will go

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BrightandBreezy Mon 05-Feb-24 19:59:57

The big top has been packed away
It's out again this Saturday
Unless there is snow
I think I will go
I'll just wait and see on the day.

I do like some entertainment

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Squiffy Mon 05-Feb-24 21:01:37

I do like some entertainment
In the form of an arraignment

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Bellanonna Mon 05-Feb-24 23:35:41

I do like some entertainment
In the form of an arraignmen
Am I guilty or not?

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crazyH Mon 05-Feb-24 23:55:06

I do like some entertainment
In the form of an arraignment
Am I guilty or not?
I know not a lot

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Gwyllt Tue 06-Feb-24 06:26:29

I do like some entertainment
In the form of an arraignment
Am I guilty or not?
I know not a lot
Stand back and watch in amazement

I’m always amazed by a rainbow

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GoldenLady Tue 06-Feb-24 14:47:45

I’m always amazed by a rainbow
At a fair it's always the main show

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BrightandBreezy Wed 07-Feb-24 00:05:22

I'm always amazed by a rainbow
At a fair it's always the main show
A sign of promise

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VB000 Thu 08-Feb-24 10:21:17

I'm always amazed by a rainbow
At a fair it's always the main show
A sign of promise
Always the premise

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Feb-24 21:27:01

I'm always amazed by a rainbow
At a fair it's always the main show
A sign of promise
Always the premise
Sometimes two are together, you know!

St Valentine’s Day is quite near

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Gwyllt Thu 08-Feb-24 22:50:15

St Valentine’s Day is quite near
Red roses are really sincere

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BrightandBreezy Thu 08-Feb-24 23:12:16

St Valentine's Day is quite near
Red roses are really sincere
If you're loves young dream

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Gwyllt Fri 09-Feb-24 08:27:24

St Valentine's Day is quite near
Red roses are really sincere
If you're loves young dream
You’ll make a good team

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Bellanonna Sat 10-Feb-24 10:11:37

St Valentine's Day is quite near
Red roses are really sincere
If you're loves young dream
You’ll make a good team
With a future that’s already clear

An elderly lady once said

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65KL Sat 10-Feb-24 15:20:13

An elderly lady once said
Brush teeth before you go to bed

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GoldenLady Sat 10-Feb-24 18:18:51

An elderly lady once said
Brush teeth before you go to bed
But not with a broom

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Mollygo Sat 10-Feb-24 20:44:35

An elderly lady once said
Brush teeth before you go to bed
But not with a broom
Your mouth hasn’t room

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GoldenLady Sun 11-Feb-24 16:30:20

An elderly lady once said
Brush teeth before you go to bed
But not with a broom
Your mouth hasn’t room
And the bristles might go through your head

At least she still has her teeth

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65KL Sun 11-Feb-24 19:13:40

At least she still has her teeth
Not like poor old uncle Keith

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BrightandBreezy Sun 11-Feb-24 23:21:30

At least she still has her teeth
Not like poor old uncle Keith
Lost his in a fight

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