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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť
And silence it cuts like a knife

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crazyH Mon 29-May-23 23:40:37

My legs are short, fat and hairy
And most men tend to be wary
But with biker boots
I won’t care two hoots

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Juliet27 Tue 30-May-23 06:30:24

My legs are short, fat and hairy
And most men tend to be wary
But with biker boots
I won’t care two hoots
I’m quite happy looking scary

That north wind made its presence felt

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henetha Tue 30-May-23 10:36:15

That north wind made its presence felt
It made me tighten up my belt

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Mollygo Tue 30-May-23 10:36:25

That north wind made its presence felt
No chance that my icecream will melt

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Salti Tue 30-May-23 13:23:34

Henetha was first

That north wind made its presence felt
It made me tighten up my belt
I need to go inside

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Salti Tue 30-May-23 13:25:16

That north wind made its presence felt
It made me tighten up my belt
Need to go inside

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GoldenLady Tue 30-May-23 15:08:19

That north wind made its presence felt
It made me tighten up my belt
Need to go inside
Where it's warm, and just hide

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 30-May-23 17:01:52

That north wind made its presence felt
It made me tighten up my belt
Need to go inside
Where it's warm, and just hide
'neath my heated blanket I'll melt.

It's back on with the socks, knee-high

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crazyH Tue 30-May-23 21:02:23

It's back on with the socks, knee-high
Don’t have any, so have to buy

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Salti Wed 31-May-23 21:43:05

It's back on with the socks, knee-high
Don’t have any, so have to buy
Stripes or polka dot

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crazyH Wed 31-May-23 23:45:56

It's back on with the socks, knee-high
Don’t have any, so have to buy
Stripes or polka dot
Not wool, that’s too hot

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Jun-23 07:20:03

It's back on with the socks, knee-high
Don’t have any, so have to buy
Stripes or polka dot
Not wool, that’s too hot,
So I'm off to the shops now.......sigh

But shopping now is such a chore

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henetha Thu 01-Jun-23 10:52:25

But shopping now is such a chore
I don't want to go any more,

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nanna8 Thu 01-Jun-23 11:09:25

But shopping now is such a chore
I don’t want to go anymore,
Just choose stuff online

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VB000 Thu 01-Jun-23 12:17:21

But shopping now is such a chore
I don’t want to go anymore,
Just choose stuff online
Saves me loads of time

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Salti Thu 01-Jun-23 13:46:41

But shopping now is such a chore
I don’t want to go anymore,
Just choose stuff online
Saves me loads of time
I don't need to go out the door

A trip to town is a nightmare

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Jun-23 15:34:26

A trip to town is a nightmare
The bus takes so long to get there

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GoldenLady Thu 01-Jun-23 16:14:43

A trip to town is a nightmare
The bus takes so long to get there
So, back to on-line

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CazzJazz Thu 01-Jun-23 17:10:30

A trip to town is a nightmare
The bus takes so long to get there
So, Back to online
Shopping will be fine

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Grany Thu 01-Jun-23 20:47:46

A trip to town is a nightmare
The bus takes so long to get there
So, Back to online
Shopping will be fine
Delivering soon much good fare.

I took a rocket to the moon

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Juliet27 Thu 01-Jun-23 21:06:46

I took a rocket to the moon
Not expecting to get there soon

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Mollygo Thu 01-Jun-23 21:53:49

Being weightless is fun

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Mollygo Thu 01-Jun-23 22:02:35

took a rocket to the moon
Not expecting to get there soon
Being weightless is fun

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Ashcombe Fri 02-Jun-23 07:20:00

I took a rocket to the moon
Not expecting to get there soon
Being weightless is fun
But don’t try to run

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Salti Fri 02-Jun-23 08:54:03

I took a rocket to the moon
Not expecting to get there soon
Being weightless is fun
But don’t try to run
As long as you come home by June

I saw the Northern lights one night

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