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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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crazyH Wed 06-Sept-23 18:56:08

Like lettuce I’m feeling wilted
And my gait is all but stilted

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Squiffy Wed 06-Sept-23 17:52:11

This summer's the hottest one ever
But up here in Yorkshire, never
We n'er cast a clout
Even though May's out
I’m at the end of my tevver.

Like lettuce I’m feeling wilted

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Scribbles Wed 06-Sept-23 17:40:41

This summer's the hottest one ever
But up here in Yorkshire, never
We n'er cast a clout
Even though May's out

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p0Sy Wed 06-Sept-23 14:54:45

This summer's the hottest one ever
But up here in Yorkshire, never
We n'er cast a clout

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Salti Wed 06-Sept-23 14:16:02

This summer's the hottest one ever
But up here in Yorkshire, never!

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GoldenLady Wed 06-Sept-23 14:11:01

These limericks are getting most odd
It won’t, if you follow the code
8, 8, 5 , 5, 8
Means they'll all be great
After all, they're not written by God!

This summer's the hottest one ever

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FarNorth Wed 06-Sept-23 12:50:41

These limericks are getting most odd
It won’t, if you follow the code
8, 8, 5 , 5, 8
Means they'll all be great

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VB000 Wed 06-Sept-23 10:20:48

These limericks are getting most odd
It won’t, if you follow the code
8, 8, 5 , 5, 8

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crazyH Tue 05-Sept-23 21:03:37

These limericks are getting most odd
It won’t, if you follow the code

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GoldenLady Tue 05-Sept-23 15:14:43

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans
I've worn since my teens
I think that I'll wear them today

These limericks are getting most odd

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crazyH Tue 05-Sept-23 13:32:09

Today will be cutting the grass day
It hasn't been done since last May
It's knee high I see
Though I'm only five three,
I might as well wait and make hay.

I’ve managed to keep my house cool

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lizzypopbottle Tue 05-Sept-23 11:58:53

Today will be cutting the grass day
It hasn't been done since last May
It's knee high I see
Though I'm only five three

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crazyH Tue 05-Sept-23 11:47:24

Today will be cutting the grass day
It hasn’t been done since last May
It’s knee high I see

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Bellanonna Tue 05-Sept-23 11:38:36

Today will be cutting the grass day
It hasn’t been done since last May

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lizzypopbottle Tue 05-Sept-23 11:28:52

Summer's come back with a vengeance
Fun and games all get a new chance
Catch up with my tan
Relax while I plan
To strip off and do a Stonehenge dance!

Today will be cutting the grass day

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Mollygo Tue 05-Sept-23 07:18:07

Summer’s come back with a vengeance
Fun and games all get a new chance
Catch up with my tan
Relax while I plan

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crazyH Mon 04-Sept-23 23:03:29

Summer’s come back with a vengeance
Fun and games all get a new chance
Catch up with my tan

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FarNorth Mon 04-Sept-23 22:14:45

Summer’s come back with a vengeance
Fun and games all get a new chance

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Sept-23 18:49:39

My wardrobe is so outdated
I'll pack up and have it crated
Clothes for a scarecrow
Nowt else to wear though
And now I feel quite deflated

Summer’s come back with a vengeance

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Mollygo Mon 04-Sept-23 14:56:22

My wardrobe is so outdated
I'll pack up and have it crated
Clothes for a scarecrow
Nowt else to wear though

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Salti Mon 04-Sept-23 13:11:51

My wardrobe is so outdated
I'll pack up and have it crated
Clothes for a scarecrow

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VB000 Mon 04-Sept-23 12:52:29

My wardrobe is so outdated
I'll pack up and have it crated

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crazyH Mon 04-Sept-23 12:08:41

I'll go for a swim in the pool
I swim in the sea as a rule
I once almost drowned
When in Milford Sound
I really felt such a real fool

My wardrobe is so outdated

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Sept-23 11:36:10

I'll go for a swim in the pool
I swim in the sea as a rule
I once almost drowned
When in Milford Sound

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crazyH Mon 04-Sept-23 09:21:25

I'll go for a swim in the pool
I swim in the sea as a rule
I once almost drowned

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