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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 14:29:09

At limerick writing I'm bad
Many would consider us sad

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Squiffy Sat 08-Jul-23 15:29:31

At limerick writing I'm bad
Many would consider us sad
Can only get worse

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crazyH Sat 08-Jul-23 15:35:23

At limerick writing I'm bad
Many would consider us sad
Can only get worse,
Doesn’t hurt our purse

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fancythat Sat 08-Jul-23 16:31:43

At limerick writing I'm bad
Many would consider us sad
Can only get worse,
Doesn’t hurt our purse
So for that at least I'm glad.

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crazyH Sat 08-Jul-23 18:58:22

New start line fancythat ?

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fancythat Sat 08-Jul-23 21:31:09

Oh! Didnt know that was how it worked! Sorry
[May not have finished one if I knew that. I have never been any sort of poet!].

There was a smart lady from Crewe

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Mollygo Sat 08-Jul-23 21:39:00

There was a smart lady from Crewe
Who slept with a green cockatoo

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Ali08 Sat 08-Jul-23 21:45:33

There was a smart lady from Crewe,
Who knew just what to do,

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Ali08 Sat 08-Jul-23 21:46:23

Sorry, Mollygo, didn't see yours.

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Mollygo Sat 08-Jul-23 21:47:31

There was a smart lady from Crewe
Who slept with a green cockatoo
She knew what to do

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GoldenLady Sun 09-Jul-23 15:29:27

There was a smart lady from Crewe
Who slept with a green cockatoo
She knew what to do
This rhyme is askew

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Mollygo Sun 09-Jul-23 19:41:16

There was a smart lady from Crewe
Who slept with a green cockatoo
She knew what to do
This rhyme is askew
So let’s start a limerick new.

The downpour has flooded our road

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Jul-23 20:47:46

The downpour has flooded our road
Lapping the steps of my abode

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Squiffy Sun 09-Jul-23 21:01:00

The downpour has flooded our road
Lapping the steps of my abode
I’ve sandbags piled high

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Jul-23 21:16:05

The downpour has flooded our road
Lapping the steps of my abode
I’ve sandbags piled high
Will they keep me dry

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crazyH Sun 09-Jul-23 21:52:47

The downpour has flooded our road
Lapping the steps of my abode
I’ve sandbags piled high
Will they keep me dry
If not, I’ll find another mode.

I’ll have to start walking on stilts

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NanKate Sun 09-Jul-23 22:05:14

I’ll have to start walking on stilts
Whilst wearing a variety if kilts

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Mollygo Sun 09-Jul-23 22:08:38

I’ll have to start walking on stilts
Whilst wearing a variety if kilts
Commando I’ll go

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Bellanonna Sun 09-Jul-23 22:17:07

I’ll have to start walking on stilts
Whilst wearing a variety if kilts
Commando I’ll go
Oh, my! What a show

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Jul-23 16:16:01

I’ll have to start walking on stilts
Whilst wearing a variety if kilts
Commando I’ll go
Oh, my! What a show
Let's hope the wind doesn't cause tilts!

What if we all dressed that way?

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crazyH Mon 10-Jul-23 16:25:58

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say

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Bellanonna Mon 10-Jul-23 21:26:09

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans

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crazyH Mon 10-Jul-23 21:35:37

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans
Full of studs and seams

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Salti Mon 10-Jul-23 21:37:55

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans
I've worn since my teens

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