Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown
Thats what he wrote down
Being eighty he omitted to tell

I wrote to a prince called Jean-Paul

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown
Thats what he wrote down

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel
His big eyes so brown

I once had a Spanish pen pal
He told me his name was Miguel

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly
She paints quite badly
I'm thinking I'll write her a letter

I once had a Spanish pen pal

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly
She paints quite badly

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter
No talent sadly

An art gallery would be better
That new artist's quite a trend setter

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
Prisons they must be
Someone must like them, but who?

An art gallery would be better

How about we go to the zoo.
That’s something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
They all should be free

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me
Prisons they must be

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!
Cages disgust me

How about we go to the zoo?
That's something I never shall do!

Sorry.. new line.

How about we go to the zoo?

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead
"Let's have fun!" she said
He said, "What did you have in mind?"

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead
"Let's have fun!" she said

A real friend’s not easy to find
And alcohol isn’t that kind
So go out instead

Now a real friend's not easy to find
And alcohol isn't that kind

A dream can be dreadful or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well
I threw up down the well
Truly alcohol is not my chum

Now a real friend's not easy to find

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well
I threw up down the well

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum
Some whisky as well

Wyllow😁😁

(thats funny Mollygo I nearly went with that too)

A dream can be dreadful, or fun
And I had had far too much rum

The next thing I knew I was broke
My life's wheel had broken a spoke
I began to climb trees
Which swayed in the breeze
Looking for my golden cloak

Ah! there was the cloak on the ground

The next thing I knew I was broke
My life's wheel had broken a spoke
I began to climb trees
Which swayed in the breeze
How thankful I was when I woke!

A dream can be dreadful, or fun