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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Aug-23 01:45:19

I just don't think I'll be lucky
So that stops me being plucky
At my advanced age
All I wear is ‘beige’
Anything bright - I feel yucky.

Way past midnight and I can’t sleep

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crazyH Sun 13-Aug-23 21:08:38

I just don't think I'll be lucky
So that stops me being plucky
At my advanced age
All I wear is ‘beige’

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Scribbles Sun 13-Aug-23 20:04:45

I just don't think I'll be lucky
So that stops me being plucky
At my advanced age

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Aug-23 15:14:45

I just don't think I'll be lucky
So that stops me being plucky

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henetha Sun 13-Aug-23 10:18:47

I've decided to try online dating
Just hope Mr Right will be waiting
Photo spot on
Wrinkles now all gone. - sorry, changed to fit rhythm.
So why am I hesitating?

I just don't think I'll be lucky

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p0Sy Sun 13-Aug-23 09:22:51

I've decided to try online dating
Just hope Mr Right will be waiting
Photo spot on
( Wrinkles magically gone)

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Wyllow3 Sat 12-Aug-23 19:40:36

I've decided to try online dating
Just hope Mr Right will be waiting
The photo spot on,

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keepcalmandcavachon Sat 12-Aug-23 19:34:24

I've decided to try online dating
Just hope Mr Right will be waiting

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p0Sy Sat 12-Aug-23 19:00:48

I've decided to try online dating

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p0Sy Sat 12-Aug-23 19:00:12

I was dressed up all glitzy and glam
Mutton, presented as lamb
My tiger print basque
Just don't even ask
And my makeup, spread thickly, like jam

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Salti Sat 12-Aug-23 18:42:35

I was dressed up all glitzy and glam
Mutton, presented as lamb
My tiger print basque
Just don't even ask

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Aug-23 18:39:09

I was dressed up all glitzy and glam
Mutton, presented as lamb
My tiger print basque

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p0Sy Sat 12-Aug-23 18:29:39

I was dressed up all glitzy and glam
Mutton, presented as lamb

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Wyllow3 Sat 12-Aug-23 16:56:43

The sky it has turned rather dark
The dogs have now started to bark
A storm is now brewing
And I’m just stewing
Some tasty part of a shark

I was dressed up all glitzy and glam

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crazyH Sat 12-Aug-23 15:18:35

The sky it has turned rather dark
The dogs have now started to bark
A storm is now brewing
And I’m just stewing

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Aug-23 14:41:45

The sky it has turned rather dark
The dogs have now started to bark
A storm is now brewing

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Salti Sat 12-Aug-23 09:34:32

The sky it has turned rather dark
The dogs have now started to bark

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Wyllow3 Sat 12-Aug-23 08:56:16

I’ll work in the garden all day
Maybe I'll spot a bird of prey
A buzzard or two?
A green cockatoo?
Keep the slugs and the snails at bay.

The sky it has turned rather dark

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henetha Fri 11-Aug-23 10:55:09

I’ll work in the garden all day
Maybe I'll spot a bird of prey
A buzzard or two?
A green cockatoo?

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Bellanonna Fri 11-Aug-23 10:33:44

I’ll work in the garden all day
Maybe I'll spot a bird of prey
A buzzard or two?

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VB000 Fri 11-Aug-23 10:31:21

I’ll work in the garden all day
Maybe I'll spot a bird of prey

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Bellanonna Fri 11-Aug-23 10:20:58

He'll then run away screaming "Help!"
No consideration for how I felt
Bereft and alone
But back on the phone
I’m told that he’s now in Dieppe

I’ll work in the garden all day

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Salti Fri 11-Aug-23 09:52:10

Alone with my fantasies I'll dream
.... Someone who is nice and not mean
They must have a brain

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Wyllow3 Fri 11-Aug-23 09:43:27

Alone with my fantasies I'll dream
.... Someone who is nice and not mean

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Aug-23 09:33:04

He'll then run away screaming "Help!"
No consideration for how I felt
Bereft and alone
But back on the phone
Call the lonely hearts help line, it.'ll melt.

Alone with my fantasies I'll dream

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