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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Wyllow3 Tue 01-Aug-23 12:28:33

I’m fed up with planning our meals
Especially the ones with tinned eels

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Bellanonna Tue 01-Aug-23 11:39:56

Which wig shall I wear out today?
The one with a slight touch of grey?
Oh, how to decide?
The pink one I dyed
Though I find that one rather passé

I’m fed up with planning our meals

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VB000 Tue 01-Aug-23 10:51:18

Which wig shall I wear out today?
The one with a slight touch of grey?
Oh, how to decide?
The pink one I dyed

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Squiffy Tue 01-Aug-23 10:21:08

Going on from Bellanonna’s

Which wig shall I wear out today?
The one with a slight touch of grey?
Oh, how to decide?

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Squiffy Tue 01-Aug-23 10:18:16

Which wig shall I wear out today?
Or shall I stick with nat’ral grey?

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Bellanonna Tue 01-Aug-23 10:15:47

Which wig shall I wear out today?
The one with a slight touch of grey?

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henetha Tue 01-Aug-23 10:11:43

So good luck to all of our players
I'm sure we're all sending them prayers
And wishing them well
Give the other side hell,
So "Shut up" to all the nay-sayers.

Which wig shall I wear out today?

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p0Sy Tue 01-Aug-23 00:51:01

So good luck to all of our players
I'm sure we're all sending them prayers
And wishing them well
Give the other side hell

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Crocus5 Mon 31-Jul-23 11:52:43

So good luck to all our players
Sure we’re all sending them our prayers
And wishing them well

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p0Sy Mon 31-Jul-23 11:47:33

So good luck to all of our players
I'm sure we're all sending them prayers

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henetha Mon 31-Jul-23 11:08:13

The women's World Cup has begun
So many games must be won
I love that these days
More than a craze
The girls can show just how it's done.

So good luck to all our players

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VB000 Mon 31-Jul-23 11:04:57

The women's World Cup has begun
So many games must be won
I love that these days
More than a craze

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Wyllow3 Sat 29-Jul-23 22:46:41

The women's World Cup has begun
So many games must be won
I love that these days

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p0Sy Sat 29-Jul-23 22:30:43

The women's World Cup has begun
So many games must be won

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NanKate Sat 29-Jul-23 22:18:39

The medics then rushed to the scene
And she stopped her dancing to scream
Who was that witch
Who wailed in the ditch
I suspect it was only a dream

The Women’s World Cup has begun

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p0Sy Sat 29-Jul-23 18:45:02

The medics then rushed to the scene
And she stopped her dancing to scream
Who was that witch
Who wailed in the ditch

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Salti Sat 29-Jul-23 17:38:10

The medics then rushed to the scene
And she stopped her dancing to scream
Who was that witch

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Wyllow3 Sat 29-Jul-23 15:32:14

The medics then rushed to the scene
And she stopped her dancing to scream

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GoldenLady Sat 29-Jul-23 15:12:33

She pouted and flung her hips round
To the fast paced musical sound
Her bloke so tried hard
As her way was barred
He ended up flat on the ground

The medics then rushed to the scene

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henetha Sat 29-Jul-23 10:13:15

She pouted and flung her hips round
To the fast paced musical sound
Her bloke so tried hard
As her way was barred

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Wyllow3 Sat 29-Jul-23 09:23:52

being naughty to bump this thread...

She pouted and flung her hips round
To the fast paced musical sound
Her bloke tried hard

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Wyllow3 Fri 28-Jul-23 14:29:36

She pouted and flung her hips round
To the fast paced musical sound

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Bellanonna Fri 28-Jul-23 14:24:20

Sorry Nanna, X post …

She was running late for the dance
A bit more retreat than advance
But when she arrived
Dressed cool for a jive
The other girls didn’t have a chance!

She pouted and flung her hips round

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Bellanonna Fri 28-Jul-23 14:22:54

She was running late for the dance,
A bit more retreat than advance
But when she arrived
Dressed cool for a jive
She discovered they’d all gone to France

Disappointed, she cried, but then she

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nanna8 Fri 28-Jul-23 14:17:58

She was running late for the dance
A bit more retreat than advance
But when she arrived
Dressed cool for a jive
The other girls didn’t have a chance!

She pouted and flung her hips round

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