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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

Scribbles Tue 25-Jul-23 17:13:02

Overdone dieting!’ he said
"'Cos I got too big for my bed"
But I'm thin as a rail
Nothing like a whale,
Resembling a minnow instead.

If only I had read the book

Squiffy Tue 25-Jul-23 16:35:44

Overdone dieting!’ he said
"'Cos I got too big for my bed"
But I'm thin as a rail
Nothing like a whale

GoldenLady Tue 25-Jul-23 15:45:08

Overdone dieting!’ he said
"'Cos I got too big for my bed"
But I'm thin as a rail

Scribbles Tue 25-Jul-23 15:25:12

Overdone dieting!’ he said
"'Cos I got too big for my bed"

Juliet27 Tue 25-Jul-23 14:46:33

I went for a stroll by the lake
An awful sight made my knees quake
I’m not very brave,
‘Twas only Big Dave
Who now seemed as thin as a rake

‘Overdone dieting!’ he said

crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 13:12:08

I went for a stroll by the lake
An awful sight made my knees quake
I’m not very brave,f
‘Twas only Big Dave

Squiffy Tue 25-Jul-23 12:51:03

I went for a stroll by the lake
An awful sight made my knees quake
I’m not very brave

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 25-Jul-23 11:58:20

I went for a stroll by the lake
An awful sight made my knees quake

crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 11:23:36

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee
All septic and scabbed
My sick bowl I grabbed,
You’ve got to be careful you see

I went for a stroll by the lake

crazyH Tue 25-Jul-23 11:22:49

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee
All septic and scabbed
My sick bowl I grabbed,
You’ve got to be careful you see

I went for a walk by the lake

Squiffy Tue 25-Jul-23 11:15:54

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee
All septic and scabbed
My sick bowl I grabbed

Scribbles Tue 25-Jul-23 10:59:37

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee
All septic and scabbed

Crocus5 Tue 25-Jul-23 10:52:08

I quite agreed till it bit me
I was scared to look at my knee

henetha Tue 25-Jul-23 10:46:56

They say that dogs are man's best friend
Cross labra-doodle wotsits so on trend
Mine has no pedigree
You get what you see
My vet said they're best in the end.

I quite agreed till it bit me

p0Sy Tue 25-Jul-23 10:43:29

They say that dogs are man's best friend
Cross labra-doodle wotsits so on trend
Mine has no pedigree
You get what you see

crazyH Mon 24-Jul-23 18:55:24

They say that dogs are man's best friend
Cross labra-doodle wotsits so on trend
Mine has no pedigree

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 24-Jul-23 14:54:51

They say that dogs are man's best friend
Cross labra-doodle wotsits so on trend

Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 14:41:18

My niece shut her cat in the shed
Accidentally, of course, must be said
The yowls were intense
We heard by the fence
It then dug up her flower bed

They say that dogs are man's best friend

VB000 Mon 24-Jul-23 10:36:11

My niece shut her cat in the shed
Accidentally, of course, must be said
The yowls were intense
We heard by the fence

FarNorth Mon 24-Jul-23 10:33:27

My niece shut her cat in the shed
Accidentally, of course, must be said
The yowls were intense

Bellanonna Mon 24-Jul-23 10:24:35

My niece shut her cat in the shed
Accidentally, of course, must be said

Salti Mon 24-Jul-23 10:01:23

Off we rushed to visit the vet
It will cost quite a bit, I bet
But Fido's my pal
Do our best we shall
Even if we end up in debt

My niece shut her cat in the shed

Squiffy Mon 24-Jul-23 09:39:43

Off we rushed to visit the vet
It will cost quite a bit, I bet
But Fido's my pal
Do our best we shall

FarNorth Mon 24-Jul-23 00:51:30

Off we rushed to visit the vet
It will cost quite a bit, I bet
But Fido's my pal

crazyH Sun 23-Jul-23 23:15:37

Off we rushed to visit the vet
It will cost quite a bit, I bet

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