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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Squiffy Sun 23-Jul-23 23:03:32

While walking my dog on the beach
A jellyfish came into reach
It stung my poor pooch
Who looked just like Hooch
His nose swelled - it looked like a peach.

Off we rushed to visit the vet

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Salti Sun 23-Jul-23 22:52:20

While walking my dog on the beach
A jellyfish came into reach
It stung my poor pooch
Who looked just like Hooch

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crazyH Sun 23-Jul-23 22:31:05

While walking my dog on the beach
A jellyfish came into reach
It stung my poor pooch

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Mollygo Sun 23-Jul-23 21:15:23

While walking my dog on the beach
A jellyfish came into reach

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Juliet27 Sun 23-Jul-23 20:49:44

So, I'm off the sauce for now
I have taken a solemn vow
Detox and clean living
Will be life-giving ,
I swear I’ll stay sober somehow

While walking my dog on the beach

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Diplomat Sun 23-Jul-23 20:08:21

While trying to workout a last line it reminded me of this limerick:
There once was a man from Japan
Whose verses no-one could scan
When told this was so
He replied 'Yes I know'
But I always try to get as many words in the last line as I possibly can.

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Jul-23 19:09:04

So, I'm off the sauce for now
I have taken a solemn vow
Detox and clean living
Will be life-giving ,

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p0Sy Sun 23-Jul-23 19:05:04

So, I'm off the sauce for now
I have taken a solemn vow
Detox and clean living

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Jul-23 18:58:20

So, I’m off the sauce for now
I have taken a solemn vow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 23-Jul-23 18:49:48

My friends say I am such a fool
There was me thinking I was cool
With a face all bruised
Feeling completely confused
Know your limit - that's the rule.

So, I'm off the sauce for now

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foxie48 Sun 23-Jul-23 18:36:33

My friends say I am such a fool
There was me thinking I was cool
With a face all bruised
Feeling completely confused

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Squiffy Sun 23-Jul-23 17:53:40

My friends say I am such a fool
There was me thinking I was cool
With a face all bruised

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Juliet27 Sun 23-Jul-23 17:17:02

My friends say I am such a fool
There was me thinking I was cool

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FarNorth Sun 23-Jul-23 16:53:10

The aftermath can be severe
I should really stick to just beer
Room spinning around
Whoops! Here comes the ground!
I think I'll just have a sleep here.

My friends say I am such a fool

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Mollygo Sun 23-Jul-23 11:23:42

The aftermath can be severe
I should really stick to just beer
Room spinning around
Whoops! Here comes the ground!

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Salti Sun 23-Jul-23 10:08:32

The aftermath can be severe
I should really stick to just beer
Room spinning around

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henetha Sun 23-Jul-23 10:06:36

The aftermath can be severe
I should really stick to just beer

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Mollygo Sun 23-Jul-23 08:57:17

I'm more a Prosecco girl
But I'd give any cocktail a whirl
I'm up for it now
Barman, take a bow
And watch as I tipsily twirl

The aftermath can be severe

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 23-Jul-23 05:41:17

I'm more a Prosecco girl
But I'd give any cocktail a whirl
I'm up for it now
Barman, take a bow

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crazyH Sun 23-Jul-23 00:26:26

I’m more a Prosecco girl
But I’d give any cocktail a whirl
I’m up for it now

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Doodle Sat 22-Jul-23 23:13:58

I’m more a Prosecco girl
But I’d give any cocktail a whirl

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p0Sy Sat 22-Jul-23 22:32:14

Wish I could have money and fame
Shopping would become a good game
Gucci and Prada
A Rolls not a Lada
And me in the back with Champagne

I'm more of a Prosecco girl

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Squiffy Sat 22-Jul-23 18:41:33

Wish I could have money and fame
Shopping would become a good game
Gucci and Prada
A Rolls, not a Lada

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p0Sy Sat 22-Jul-23 17:29:42

Wish I could have money and fame
Shopping would become a good game
Gucci and Prada

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Squiffy Sat 22-Jul-23 13:10:19

I found a spider in my soup
As well as pieces of rat poop
I stopped eating out
With their hygiene in doubt
I bet they're not too cock-a-hoop.

Going back to CrazyH's first line:

Wish I could have money and fame
Shopping would become a good game

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