Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

The curtain at my window's torn
It makes the house look forlorn
Choosing new takes time
Hmm, crimson or lime?

The curtain at my window's torn
It makes the house look forlorn
Choosing new takes time

The curtain at my window's torn
It makes the house look forlorn

It sounds like a bad horror film
Which would be one I’d want to skim
I'd close both my eyes
But scream with surprise
As the monster bites off a limb.

The curtain at my window's torn

It sounds like a bad horror film
Which would be one I’d want to skim
I'd close both my eyes
But scream with surprise

I'd close both my eyes,
Hide behind my sofa,

It sounds like a bad horror film
Which would be one I’d want to skim
I'd close both my eyes

limericks rhythm reminder 88558 so I’ve altered slightly

It sounds like a bad horror film
Which would be one I’d want to skim

It sounds like a bad horror film
One which I want to skim

Let's finish one limerick first,
Or my head might just go and burst,
Not a nice splat,
Let's not think of that.
That image is surely the worst.

It sounds like a bad horror film

Let's finish one limerick first,
Or my head might just go and burst,
Not a nice splat,
Let's not think of that.

Let’s finish one limerick first
Or my head might just go and burst

He did love his chocolate each day
Had a liking for Cadbury’s Milk Tray
Not Turkish delight
But he’d take a bite
And swallow it fast I may say!

Let's finish one limerick first

He did love his chocolate each day
Had a liking for Cadbury’s Milk Tray
Not Turkish delight
But he’d take a bite

He did love his chocolate each day
Had a liking for Cadbury’s Milk Tray
Not Turkish delight

Let’s go back to Henetha’s

He did love his chocolate each day
Had a liking for Cadbury’s Milk Tray

School holiday time is upon us
Warm weather would be a bonus

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad
But I can lift my mood
If I eat sweet food
It makes me feel happy and mad.

School holiday time is upon us

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad
But I can lift my mood
If I eat sweet food
It reminds me of my dear Dad.

He did love his chocolate each day

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad
But I can lift my mood
If I eat sweet food

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad
But I can lift my mood

I find some old items sad
Me too, it hurts my heart quite bad

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright
And though she’s easy on the sight
She needs an update
Cropped jeans, and new ‘date’
But should she keep her old height?

I find some old items sad

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright
And though she’s easy on the sight
She needs an update
Cropped jeans, and new ‘date’

Not sure what happened above????

Now Barbie she's pretty and bright
And though she’s easy on the sight
She needs an update