Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

I think it's the tango for me
As I twirl most elegantly
My Argentine heels
Feels like I’m on wheels
But alas, then I fell on my knee

They clapped as I limped off the floor

I think it's the tango for me
As I twirl most elegantly
My Argentine heels
Feels like I’m on wheels

I think it's the tango for me
As I twirl most elegantly
My Argentine heels

I think it's the tango for me
As I twirl most elegantly

Minerva loved dancing the waltz
Even though there were lots of faults
It wasn't too dainty
Stan's great though, ain't he
He sure isn't one of the dolts

I think it's the tango for me

Minerva loved dancing the waltz
Even though there were lots of faults
It wasn't too dainty
Stan's great though, ain't he?

Minerva loved dancing the waltz
Even though there were lots of faults
It wasn't too dainty

Minerva loved dancing the waltz
Even though there were lots of faults

I quite like to watch the sun rise
Watching the pink and golden skies
We'll sit on a bench
And kiss like the French
Time now to open my eyes

Minerva loved dancing the waltz

I quite like to watch the sun rise
Watching the pink and golden skies
We'll sit on a bench
And kiss like the French

I quite like to watch the sun rise
Watching the pink and golden skies
We'll sit on a bench

I quite like to watch the sun rise
Watching the pink and golden skies

I met an old flame in the park
He lit up my heart in the dark
The street lights came on
Sang and danced till dawn
And made all the local dogs bark

I quite like to watch the sun rise

I met an old flame in the park
He lit up my heart in the dark
The street lights came on
Sang and danced till dawn

The street lights came on & we’ll be able to sing and dance like anything for quite a while longer too

I met an old flame in the park
He lit up my heart in the dark
The street lights came on

I met an old flame in the park
He lit up my heart in the dark

I don't know what's happening here
Let's open a barrel of beer
We'll sup it and sing
Then dance in a ring
And look forward to Christmas this year

I met an old flame in the park

I don't know what's happening here
Let's open a barrel of beer
We'll sup it and sing
The dance in a ring

I don't know what's happening here
Let's open a barrel of beer
We'll sup it and sing

I don't know where that came from, GL

I don't know what's happening here
Let's open a barrel of beer

What if we all dressed that way?
We’ll save lots of money, I say
But I’d miss my jeans
I've worn since my teens
So kiltless I think I will stay

Formal attire is fun

The back half wanted a big drink
It so didn't feel in the pink
We gave it some whisky
It became quite frisky
And really made the front half think

I don't know what's happening here

The back half wanted a big drink
It so didn't feel in the pink
We gave it some whisky
It became quite frisky

The back half wanted a big drink
It so didn't feel in the pink
We gave it some whisky