Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

😂
There was an old gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

Don't have to be prim and proper
A girl with a plan, who can stop her?
Broke the glass ceiling
Wheeling and dealing
And finding a man with a whopper!

Sorry - couldn't resist it!

There was an old gran with a wart

Don't have to be prim and proper
A girl with a plan, who can stop her?
Broke the glass ceiling
Wheeling and dealing

Don't have to be prim and proper
A girl with a plan, who can stop her?
Broke the glass ceiling

Don't have to be prim and proper
A girl with a plan, who can stop her?

Modern inventions can frustrate
But Victorian life I would hate
Corsets that strangle
Laces that tangle
I think my own era is great.

Don't have to be prim and proper

Modern inventions can frustrate
But Victorian life I would hate,
Corsets that strangle
Laces that tangle

Modern inventions can frustrate
But Victorian life I would hate,
Corsets that strangle

Modern inventions can frustrate
But Victorian life I would hate

A cell phone's the work of the Devil
It’s something in which I revel
I like pressing buttons
For that, we're gluttons
The playing field's certainly not level!

Modern inventions can frustrate

A cell phone's the work of the Devil
It’s something in which I revel
I like pressing buttons
For that, we're gluttons

A cell phone's the work of the Devil
It’s something in which I revel
I like pressing buttons

A cell phone's the work of the Devil
It’s something in which I revel

The point of the poems is fun
With content to fluster a nun,
Talent's not needed
Spellings unheeded
And now this lim'rick is done.

A cell phone's the work of the Devil

The point of the poems is fun
With content to fluster a nun,
Talent's not needed
Spellings unheeded

The point of the poems is fun
With content to fluster a nun,
Talent's not needed

CrazyH 😂

Or even a nun ....

The point of the poems is fun
With content to fluster a num

The point of the poems is fun
Perfection not quite needed, hun

These poems are getting too silly
Adding lines just willy-nilly,
We're doing our best
And “Lame” was our quest
It doesn't matter much, really

The point of the poems is fun

These poems are getting too silly
Adding lines just willy-nilly,
We're doing our best
And “Lame” was our quest

These poems are getting too silly
Adding lines just willy-nilly,
We're doing our best

These poems are getting too silly
Adding lines just willy-nilly

David Attenborough knows apes rather well
And some royals too I heard tell
His favourite, the Queen
Would dress in moss green
But the apes are more likely to yell.

These poems are getting too silly