July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

Tomorrow we must turn clocks back
Extra hour when we’ve hit the sack
Enjoy a lie in
The months are flyin'
And people about it will yack.

In America, it happens next week

In America, it happens next week
That's news I didn't know you leek

In America it happens next week
That's news I didn't know you leak ...(wrong leek before 😱)

In America it happens next week
That's news I didn't know you leak
Different time zones and rules

In America it happens next week
That's news I didn't know you leak
Different time zones and rules
And political tools

And political tools
You have no clue
I'm flummoxed!
You would be too!

That's great, Llamas99, but quite a limerick.

In America it happens next week
That's news I didn't know you leak
Different time zones and rules
And political tools,
Be careful to whom you now speak.

I bought a red polka dot hat

Sorry.. should read Not a limerick.

I bought a red polka dot hat
What do you others think of that?

I bought a red polka dot hat
What do you others think of that?
You’ll need matching shoes

I bought a red polka dot hat
What do you others think of that?
You’ll need matching shoes
And plenty of booze

I bought a red polka dot hat
What do you others think of that?
You’ll need matching shoes
And plenty of booze
But please don’t bring any old tat.

I’m losing the gist of this thread

I’m losing the gist of this thread
I'd better just go back to bed

I’m losing the gist of this thread
I'd better just go back to bed
But what should I wear?

I’m losing the gist of this thread
I'd better just go back to bed
But what should I wear?
Don't want a nightmare

I’m losing the gist of this thread
I'd better just go back to bed
But what should I wear?
Don't want a nightmare
But all my pyjamas are red

Nan said only virgins wear white

Nan said only virgins wear white
Should I tell her that isn't quite right

Nan said only virgins wear white
Should I tell her that isn't quite right
You’ll need to explain

Nan said only virgins wear white
Should I tell her that isn't quite right
You’ll need to explain
To her Victorian brain

Nan said only virgins wear white
Should I tell her that isn't quite right
You'll need to explain
To her Victorian brain
White's OK for those she'd call 'light'

Now's more fun than back in the day

Now's more fun than back in the day
And not to worry what they say

Now's more fun than back in the day
And not to worry what they say
To judge just ain't cool

Now's more fun than back in the day
And not to worry what they say
To judge just ain't cool
No absolute rule

Now's more fun than back in the day
And not to worry what they say
To judge just ain't cool
No absolute rule
Can do what we like come what may

But having servants might be fun

But having servants might be fun
I agree, I wish I had one,